Dates in the Gypping in the Marsh Village Calendar

The Feast Day of Saint Bodkin

November 6th is the most important date in the village calendar, as it marks the Feast Day of Saint Bodkin, the patron saint of wheeltappers and shunters.

In this time-honoured ceremony which dates back for generations, the entire village gathers together in the afternoon for a large feast.

Villagers celebrating the Feast Day of Saint Bodkin on a village green

Villagers celebrating the 2024 Feast Day of Saint Bodkin on the village green

Once the feasting is over the villagers make their way to the church, where the vicar uses the Sacred Knife of Bodkin to sacrifice a goat on the altar before retiring to the organ loft in order to provide musical accompaniment to the climax of the day.

As soon as the goat has been slaughtered, twelve teenage virgins are paraded down the aisle towards the blood-soaked altar, where they form a line. As the organ music becomes faster and louder, the lord of the manor (currently the 18th Earl of Gypping), bursts out of the vestry, resplendent in his traditional goat's head mask and long red flowing cloak. As the organ music becomes ever more frenzied, he walks up to the virgins and divests them of their ceremonial robes, one by one.

A group of young women dressed in purple robes, standing in a church

Some of the virgins preparing for the 2024 ceremony

As the rest of the village watches with bated breath, as the music grows ever more fast and ever more loud and as flickering torches cast strange dancing shadows on the bodies of the twelve virgins, the Earl selects the virgin of his choice by daubing an ancient symbol - the Sacred Sign of Bodkin - on her bare chest with blood from the slaughtered goat. As tradition demands, he then takes her in his arms, lifts her up onto the altar and deflowers her in front of the watching congregation, while the vicar comes to a shuddering climax playing with his organ. When all the excitement is over, the evening is rounded off with tea and cakes in the church hall.

The 18th Earl of Gypping in a goat's head mask and red cloak

The 18th Earl of Gypping, preparing for the 2023 ceremony

Visitors to Saint Bodkin's may note the fact that the altar shows signs of having been reinforced in recent times. In fact, the legs of the church altar were strengthened in 2004 in preparation for the Feast Day of Saint Bodkin, following an unfortunate incident during the 2003 ceremony when the 18th Earl of Gypping went about his duties with a touch too much enthusiasm. As the ceremony reached its climax, one of the legs of the altar suddenly gave way under the Earl's repeated thrusting and the Earl's virgin of choice fell away from under him as the altar collapsed at a most inopportune moment. This resulted in considerable dry cleaning bills for those seated in the front pews. Since then, the Earl's wife and the members of the parish council have chosen to sit a couple of rows back.

It is sad to note that the future of this historic ceremony is now under threat, due to the fact that in recent years it has become increasingly difficult to find twelve teenage virgins in the village.

The 2024 ceremony was mired in controversy, after one of the twelve virgins had to pull out at the last minute - an eventful night out with a local farmhand had rendered her ineligible to take part - and her place was taken by the local MP's personal assistant, Beaker - a man in his late 40s. An unfortunate series of mishaps resulted in the Earl accidentally making the Sacred Sign of Bodkin on Beaker's chest. Once the virgin has been chosen, there is no going back. It is probably enough to say that Lord Murray went about his duty with an admirable degree of stoicism.

An early photograph from 1896 of the 15th Earl of Gypping in a goat's head mask and red cloak

An early photograph showing the 15th Earl of Gypping preparing for the 1896 ceremony

The May Day Wicker Bunny Burning

May Day is another important date in the village calendar, and Gypping in the Marsh is renowned for its splendid May Day celebrations. The entire village community gets involved, with morris men, dances around the maypole, fun and games of all description and dancing in the village square until late in the evening.

The highlight of May Day is the traditional "Wicker Bunny" ceremony which takes place at the end of the day. People of all ages come from far and wide to view this unique English spectacle. It always proves particularly popular with animal rights activists.

In this ceremony, the large wicker effigy of a bunny rabbit that is erected in the churchyard at Easter each year is stuffed full of small farm animals - poultry, calves, piglets, lambs, etc - and set alight by the lord of the manor in front of the village folk.

The May Day 2024 wicker bunny

The wicker bunny is traditionally presented in a sitting position, with its ears pointing skywards. May Day 1933 was notable for its unusual 'recumbent' bunny. This was an experiment that was not to be repeated, as that year's bunny lacked the required structural strength, resulting in a number of animals escaping from the bunny before it was fully ablaze and having to be hunted down with axes, mattocks and fire extinguishers.

The May Day 1933 recumbent wicker bunny

The "Wicker Bunny" ceremony dates back to pagan times, and originally druids would have placed a human sacrifice inside the bunny, alongside the farm animals. Thankfully this practice was discontinued in 1983. Despite this, the 2006 May Day celebrations were unfortunately marred by the discovery of a burned human body in the charred remains of the wicker bunny. Investigations into this matter proved inconclusive.