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Home - The Chronicles - The Hotelier The HotelierIn which Gilbert is contacted by a fantastically wealthy refugee who wants to invest in the hotel business. What luck: Gilbert has been thinking of expanding Murray Towers and moving upmarket for some time now, so this looks like an offer that might be worth pursuing. Cast of characters
From: Scolla Sahili To: Gilbert Murray Subject: PLEASE HELP ME INVEST IN YOUR COUNTRY Sent: Wed, 17 Aug 2005 20:29:56 +0300 Dear Beloved, Please permit me to introduce myself formally as Scolla Sahili, hail from western region of Darfur in Sudan but presently taking refugee in Ivory Coast. I do not know all about you as I am obliged to seek into the confines of your heart and bring to your knowledge on how helpful your assistance matters to my future. My late father Dr Mandey Sahili, former Chairman of the Board of Directors of the National Gold and Cotton Corporation of Sudan, died as a result of a power struggle between President Umar al-Bashir and the ousted parliament speaker Hasan al-Turabi, the main ideologue of Sudan's Islamist government, while my mother died as a result of hypertension after our arrival to Ivory Coast. It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country. Though I have not met with you before, but I believe one has to risk confiding in someone to succeed sometimes in life. There is this family treasure box that contains a very huge amount of fifteen million, five hundred thousand dollars ($15.5 million) which my late mother deposited in a security company here in Ivory Coast upon our arrival. Now I have decided to invest this money in your country or anywhere safe enough outside Africa due to security and political reasons. I want you to help me claim and retrieve this family treasure box from the custody of the security company and transfer it to your country for investment purposes in these areas:
If you can be of an assistance to me I will be pleased to offer to you 15% of the total fund. Note that any delay in replying me will give me room in searching for another for the same purpose. Best regard, Miss Scolla Sahili From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: Is this for real? Sent: Thu, 18 Aug 2005 15:48:57 Dear Miss Sahili, I have just read the email that you sent to me yesterday. I can't quite believe my luck, to tell you the truth: I run a small hotel in the Lincolnshire village of Gypping in the Marsh and I have been thinking of expanding the premises and moving upmarket for some time now, but funding has always been a problem. And then I receive an email out of the blue from someone (you) who says they are looking to invest in the hotel business. Pardon me for asking, but are you being serious? That's a huge amount of money you're talking about. If indeed you are being serious, please get back to me with further details. I look forward to hearing from you. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Scolla Sahili To: Gilbert Murray Subject: From Miss Scolla Sent: Thu, 18 Aug 2005 22:03:26 +0300 Dear Gilbert Murray, How are you today with your family? I am happy to receive your response and willingness to assist me in this transaction in this time of need. Please I did not come to you by my own power; rather it is by God's divine connection after my 7 days prayer and fasting for God to lead me to a good someone that will never undermine my age to sit on top of this money after assisting me retrieved it from the security company. I am with you with all my hope and believe that what God have started in our relationship will be permanent by his grace in the name of Jesus I pray amen. I will like you to forward your direct phone and fax numbers so that I will give you a call for more details about this transaction and also fax all the documents covering this money in the security company as a proof on what I am telling you. Please you are called by God and I will like you to keep this transaction very confidential for I know that through you this money will be invested as my wish and secure my dear life in your country, the land of my hope. I am a young girl who trust in God and promise you that for you are called for this assistance you will never regret it, all I need from you is your quick response and seriousness to see that everything about this transaction will end up before one week. As I receive your response regards to this mail I will immediately give you the contact informations of the security company where this money was deposited by my late mother so that you will contact them for more verifications and also apply for the retrieval of the trunk box that contains the money, under agreement with me as I will instruct you. May God be with you and your family till I will join you in your country as one family as God has made it. Yours daughter in the Lord, Scolla From: Scolla Sahili To: Gilbert Murray Subject: I AM WORRIED TO HEAR FROM YOU FROM SCOLLA Sent: Sat, 20 Aug 2005 11:20:42 +0300 My Dear Gilbert, How are you today? I hope you are fine. I have been expecting to hear from you since I sent you my last mail. Up till now I have not heard from you. I am worried to hear from you so that we can proceed in this transaction. I am waiting to hear from you soonest. Thanks and God bless you, Scolla Sahili From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: I apologise for the delay in getting back to you Sent: Mon, 22 Aug 2005 09:49:48 Dear Miss Sahili, Thank you for your emails. I apologise for the delay in getting back to you regarding this business proposal you have put to me. I was going to give you a call on Friday, but apparently there was a power surge in our local telephone exchange in the early hours of Friday morning and our telephone service has been out of action ever since. This also meant that my internet connection has been unavailable too. I can only email you now thanks to a friend of mine - a local inventor - who has managed to rig me up an internet connection via my satellite dish. If I may be perfectly honest with you, I am still a little sceptical about this business: it seems almost too good to be true. I would not like you to think that I was doubting your word, but I would like some proof that you really do have access to this amount of money before we proceed any further. You say you have some documentation that proves this. I would appreciate it if you could email me a copy by return. I must go now and help our waiter, Manuel, clear up the breakfast things in the dining room. He's only just joined us, and although he means well he does seem to need constant supervision. The fact that he's Spanish - he's from Barcelona - doesn't exactly help matters. Please get back to me as soon as you can with the documentation. I look forward to hearing from you. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Scolla Sahili To: Gilbert Murray Subject: SEE THE CONTACT OF THE SECURITY COMPANY AND MY PHOTO FROM SCOLLA Sent: Mon, 22 Aug 2005 20:18:03 +0200 (CEST) My Dear Gilbert, I received your mail and I thank you for sending me your message which I am expecting for some days now but you have given me your reason that there is a power failure in your area. I heard what you said, that you are not really sure about this transaction and you have not build more trust with me. You should understand that this my transaction is 100% genuine which you know that I am a citizen of Sudan from Darfur region where the war was badly affected and I hope that you are listening to BBC/CNN to hear what is happening in my country Sudan. That is the reason why I am inviting you to visit me here in Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire, West Africa, so that you will see things by yourself, because seeing is believing and for you to remove doubt from you mind in this transaction. Concerning the documents which you told me to forward to you. I will do that as soon as I receive your personal photo and your telephone and fax number and I will like to hear from you on the telephone before forwarding you all the necessary documents regarding this transaction which you know that this fund is the only hope I have for my life. I will advise you to contact the security company where the trunk box of the fund was deposited for you to communicate with them and for them to know you as my foreign partner. See the contact of the security finance company below: Name: Viga Assistance Security Finance Company Address: 250 Boulevard D'Cocoddy, Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire, West Africa Tel: +225 07440535 Fax: +225 21362099 Email: viga_assistancestoragehouse22@yahoo.fr Contact person: Dr Kone Mohammed You should introduce yourself to them very well as my foreign partner who wants to assist me to retrieve my consignment which was deposited under their custody for long and you should not let them know that the contains of the box is money because my late mother registered it as a family valuable items for security reason. If you contact them, try to let me know as soon as possible. I am forwarding you my personal photo for you to know my face and I will like to get your own photo too for me to know your face too. You can call me on my private telephone number: +225 07890364. I am waiting to hear from you soonest. Thanks, Scolla  From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: Did you actually read my last email? Sent: Tue, 23 Aug 2005 09:36:09 Dear Miss Sahili, My dear girl, did you actually read my last email? I told you that I was somewhat sceptical about this business, and asked you to email me copies of the documents you were talking about as proof. Yet all you have sent me is a picture of yourself. You're a very pretty girl, but this doesn't prove what you've been telling me. Only a scanned copy of the documents will do that. And given that I have already explained to you about my telephone being out of action, how on earth do you expect me to ring you? I am a busy man and I simply don't have time to go driving into town to find a working telephone. Until my telephone is back in action, I am afraid that communicating by email will have to do for now. I must go now: breakfast is being served and I can't trust that idiot Manuel for more than a moment on his own. He's managed to spill coffee all over one of our guests already this morning. Get back to me with the documents immediately, and let's have no more of this messing about. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Scolla Sahili To: Gilbert Murray Subject: SEE ATTACHED DOCUMENTS FROM SCOLLA Sent: Tue, 23 Aug 2005 12:35:54 +0200 (CEST) Dear Gilbert Murray, I received your mail and I heard what you said that I should send you all the necessary documents regarding this transaction. You should understand that it is not easy to send a person which have not build trust a documents that covers your fund. That is the reason why I want to build more trust and sincerity and have more information about you before sending you the documents. But you told me that your telephone number is not OK. If you restore it try to forward it to me so that I will call you and talk to you on the telephone or you can call me on my telephone number: +225 07890364. I really know that you are ready to assist me in this transaction and I trusted you. See the documents below: the certificate of the deposit and the contact bond which the security finance company issued to my late mother when she deposited the trunk box of the fund. I will advise you to contact the security finance company which I gave you their contact address yesterday for you to communicate with them and for them to know you as my foreign partner. I will like to get your own photo for me to know your face. If you contact them try to let me know as soon as possible. I am waiting to hear from you soonest. Thanks and God bless you, Scolla   From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: Thank you for the documents Sent: Tue, 23 Aug 2005 15:31:38 Dear Miss Sahili, Thank you for sending me those documents at last. Very nice they are too. Now I've seen proof of your story, I'm more than happy to move forward with this affair. You asked for a copy of my photograph. I've attached one to this email. Some photographer took it a couple of weeks ago. It's supposed to be going into a new Lincolnshire tourism booklet next year, so he asked me to look as if I was welcoming some new guests to the hotel. I'm standing on the steps of Murray Towers, by the way: that's my hotel, the one I'm hoping to expand and take upmarket with your help. Now that we've agreed to do this bit of business together, I think we need to talk about my plans for expanding the hotel in more detail. You say you were hoping to invest in five-star hotels. Well would you be interested in sinking some of your money into the redevelopment of Murray Towers? I've been wanting to attract a better class of guest for some time now: most of the people we have coming to stay are nothing but riff-raff if you ask me. I'm talking about a true business partnership here, my dear girl. With your money and my plans, we could go far. I can tell you one thing, Miss Sahili, if we're going to turn Murray Towers into a five-star establishment, we're going to have to get ourselves some better staff. That new Spanish waiter I was telling you about, Manuel, is bloody useless. He can barely speak English and he's the clumsiest oaf I've ever come across in all my life. He served the wrong dishes to no less than three different tables at lunchtime. I ended up hitting him on the forehead with a spoon to try and knock some bloody sense into him. You just can't get the staff nowadays. Now then, this security company. You say I shouldn't let on that the consignment they're holding is stuffed full of money, is that right? Well what should I tell them is in it? We'd better get our story straight before I contact them: I don't want to go and put my foot into it. Let me know about that, and what you think of the idea of the two of us going into partnership. I think it could be a good move: we could make some money here, and fulfil my dream of turning Murray Towers into Lincolnshire's premier hotel. What do you say? Best regards, Gilbert Murray  From: Scolla Sahili To: Gilbert Murray Subject: TRY TO CONTACT THE SECURITY COMPANY FROM SCOLLA Sent: Wed, 24 Aug 2005 11:54:25 +0200 (CEST) My Dear Gilbert Murray, Thanks for your mail and I thank you for sending me your personal photo and you looks very handsome and young. I love the photo. I heard what you said that we are going to do business together with you in order to invest this fund in the hotel business. Your idea and suggestion is welcome for us to invest the fund in five-star hotels which will profit both of us. I know that you have been exposed in the hotel business for long and any instructions and advice you give me in order to invest this fund in the hotel I will take it because you know more than me in that area of investment of hotels. We are going to do a partnership and I will agree on that. If this fund is transferred to your personal account we are going to sit down together and discuss about that. I will advise you to contact the security finance company where the trunk box of the fund was deposited for you to communicate with them and for them to know you as my foreign partner who want to assist me to retrieve my consignment which my late mother deposited under their custody and you should not let them know that the contains of the trunk box is money for security of the fund because my late mother registered it as a family valuable items for security reason. I want to know the exactly country you are from. Please you should not be annoyed for this my question. If you contact the security company try to let me know as soon as possible and try to follow their instruction and advice in order to retrieve the trunk box of the fund from their custody. I am waiting to hear from you soonest. Thanks and God bless you, Scolla Sahili From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: I will contact the security company as soon as I get a moment Sent: Wed, 24 Aug 2005 14:47:52 Dear Miss Sahili, Thank you for your email. So, you like the look of me, do you? Thank you for the compliments. I have been told that I was quite dashing in my day, and one does try to look after oneself, despite the passing of the years. It's just a shame that the wife doesn't appreciate my dashing good looks in the way that you obviously do. She seems to spend all of her time chatting to her friends on the phone (when it's working, that is), and it's almost as if she doesn't even know that I'm there a lot of the time. So it's nice to hear from a young lady such as yourself who obviously appreciates the qualities of a more mature man. Anyway, enough of this mutual admiration society. I've had a hell of a day so far. I've been trying to hang a moose head on the wall in the lobby all day, but I haven't even managed to get that done, what with running around after all the guests and having to check up on Manuel all the time. And do I get any gratitude from anyone for all this? No, I do not. It makes me wonder why I bother sometimes, it really does. So, you reckon that the way forward is for me to get in touch with this security company, do you? Fair enough. I'll contact them as soon as I get a moment. And don't worry; I won't let on what's in the box. Mum's the word. I'll just see if I can get that moose head up on the wall first. One thing at a time, that's the way. When that's up there and out of the way I'll get in touch with the security company. Best regards, Gilbert Murray PS. I haven't told the wife about our little bit of business. She's an awfully jealous woman, and if she found out that I was carrying on with an attractive young woman such as yourself, she'd hit the roof. So on the whole, I think it's best she doesn't know. From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed; Cc: Scolla Sahili Subject: Regarding a consignment that is currently in your care Sent: Wed, 24 Aug 2005 15:53:49 Mohammed, Good afternoon. I'm Gilbert Murray, the foreign business associate of a charming young lady called Miss Scolla Sahili. As you will no doubt be aware, Miss Sahili's mother, Mrs Mariam Sahili, entrusted a trunk box into your care way back in January 2001. Well, Mrs Sahili's dead now (may she rest in peace). Hypertension, it was. Probably a result of having too much salt in her diet, the poor dear. It's not uncommon. Anyway, with Mrs Sahili being no longer with us, her daughter and I would like to reclaim this trunk box. I'd appreciate it if you could get back to me as soon as possible so that we can make arrangements for this trunk box to be delivered into my safekeeping. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM VIGA ASSISTANCE SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN Sent: Thu, 25 Aug 2005 11:04:30 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Sir, We received your mail and we acknowledged you as a foreign partner of Miss Scolla Sahili which her late mother deposited a consignment for long in our head office here in Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire, West Africa before she met her sudden death and Miss Scolla Sahili came to our office and informed us that her foreign partner want to assist her to retrieve the consignment in our office here and also her late mother paid some deposit amount of money for the dumorrage (sic) charge fee in advance. There is some dumorrage charge fee to be balance before retrieving your consignment from our company here in Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire, West Africa. Please you are free to come down here to retrieve your consignment from our office but there is a political tension coming up in October 2005. That is the reason why we need all our clients to come and retrieve their consignments from our custody for security reason to avoid any loss of consignment. If you cannot be able to come down here in Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire, you can choose one of our collecting centres in Europe such as France, Spain, Greece, Holland, Turkey and Germany, or in Africa such as Egypt, Morocco and South Africa. You have to choose one of the listed countries where it will be easy for you to retrieve your consignment on behalf of your partner Miss Scolla Sahili.
Send the money through our secretary: Name: Miss Ugomma Uchechi Kalu Address: 250 Boulevard D'Cocody, Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire, West Africa Send it through Western Union or MoneyGram and remember to forward us the payment slip or control number. We need to get your telephone and fax numbers and also a photocopy of your international passport or driving licences for documentation as the rightful beneficiary of this consignment and all these documents is very necessary to obtain from the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire and without these documents our office will not realise the consignment to you for security reason. Please try to assist your partner to retrieve her consignment out of this country for security reason. We are waiting to hear from you soonest. Thanks for your co-operation, Dr Kone Mohammed From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: I've had an email from the security company Sent: Thu, 25 Aug 2005 11:11:49 Dear Miss Sahili, How are you today, my dear girl? I've had an email from that Mohammed fellow at the security company. I have to say, it doesn't sound like the most secure "security company" to me: he told me that everyone's got to get their consignments out of there by October because they're expecting some "political tension", whatever that means, and they're expecting to lose some consignments! I ask you, does that sound "secure" to you? They sound like a bunch of cowboys if you ask me. It makes me wonder what on earth your mother was paying all that money to them for. The money probably would have been safer if she'd just stuffed it under her bed. Anyway, for better or for worse, they're the ones who are looking after your consignment at the moment and there's nothing we can do about that. But I reckon the sooner we can get it out of their hands the better. Mohammed was wittering on about something he called "dumorrage". I haven't got the faintest idea what he's on about there. I looked up the word in the dictionary but it's not in there. He's also talking about paying for some letter to authorise me to collect the consignment. He told me it would cost - and I quote - "$2,500 Euros". What the hell does that mean? I don't know if he's talking about dollars or euros there. Then he started blathering on about the High Court or something. If you ask me, I reckon Mohammed had been at the bottle before he wrote that email to me. I couldn't make head nor tail of what he was on about. Anyway, regardless of whether the man is talking about dollars or euros, that sounds like an outrageous amount of money to pay for a simple letter. I reckon all we need to enable me to collect the consignment on your behalf is a simple power of attorney. Tell you what, why don't I have a word with my lawyer, Welsby, and see if he can draw one up for us? Welsby's a fine lawyer, and very well-respected in Lincolnshire legal circles. He also charges extremely reasonable fees. I'm sure he wouldn't charge us more than about 100 to draw up a simple power of attorney. Welsby's got the sharpest legal brain I've ever come across. He proved invaluable the other year after an unfortunate incident involving a faulty electric blanket in one of our bedrooms and a locked fire exit. Welsby worked wonders in the ensuing court case. Not only did he manage to get all charges against me dropped, he also persuaded the judge to award me costs against the bereaved families. I can't recommend Welsby highly enough. Let me know if you'd like me to contact him, my dear girl. I am sure he would be able to help us out in this business. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Scolla Sahili To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM SCOLLA Sent: Thu, 25 Aug 2005 13:51:07 +0200 (CEST) Dear Gilbert Murray, I received your mail and I heard what you said that you have contacted the security finance company where the trunk box of the fund was deposited. I thank you for contacting them and also I heard what you said that you have heard from the director of the security finance company and they told you to send them some money. After reading your mail I called the office of the security finance company and confirmed exactly the amount they needed and the director of the security finance company told me that they told you to send the sum of 2,500 Euros in order to make the change of ownership on your name in the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire for you to be the beneficiary of the trunk box of the fund and also to obtain a power of attorney from the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire that is called the letter of authorisation which they will obtain and I will forward it to you for you to present to any of their collecting centres in Europe for the retrieval of the trunk box of the fund on my behalf. Concerning what the security finance told you about to retrieve the trunk box of the fund before October 2005, is due to the political tension crises which are arising here in Cote D'Ivoire. Of course the director of security finance company is right to inform you so that you will be aware and also to assist me urgently in order to retrieve the trunk box of the fund from their custody for security reason because he don't want my consignment to be lost and you know that there is a political war here in Cote D'Ivoire where rebels is holding 60% of the country and government is only holding 40% and they wanted to organise a presidential election on October 2005. That is the reason why I contacted you to assist me to retrieve the trunk box of the fund before that time and the security company director told me that he have informed all the customers to come along to retrieve their consignment to avoid any lost of the consignment for security reason. Concerning your attorney which you mentioned in your mail. You should understand that the trunk box of the fund was deposited in the security finance company here in Cote D'Ivoire not in the United Kingdom and all the necessary documents should be obtained here in Cote D'Ivoire High Court not in the United Kingdom High Court and the security finance company have their own famous attorney who will obtain all the documents needed from the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire. No need to be looking for another lawyer over there and I don't want you to do much expenses in this transaction. Please try to contact the director of security finance company and send them the money so that they can proceed to obtain all the necessary documents and after they have obtained it and given it to me then I will forward it to you for your record purpose. Please you should remove fear in this transaction because this transaction is 100% genuine because the trunk box of the fund is in a safekeeping in the security finance company here. Is because of the political tension here that is why I am worried to see that this fund is transferred to your personal account in your country. I am waiting to hear from you. Thanks and God bless you, Scolla From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: 2,500 Euros is an awful lot of money Sent: Thu, 25 Aug 2005 14:43:03 Dear Miss Sahili, So, it's Euros that Mohammed's after, is it, not dollars? Well, that's one thing cleared up at least. But 2,500 Euros is an awful lot of money just to get a single document signed. If you ask me, this security company is trying it on, my dear girl. I'm sure a power of attorney would do the trick just as well. After all, surely all we've got to do is to prove to the security company that you have authorised me to act on your behalf? I don't see what the High Court has got to do with anything. Are you sure you don't want me to get in touch with Welsby? I'm only trying to save us a bit of money here. It's going to be a busy day around here tomorrow: we've got the builders in. They're going to block up one door that we don't use and put in another door, through from the lobby to the kitchen. The wife's away for a couple of days. Don't let on to anyone, but I'm not using the builders she thinks I am. Stubbs is far too expensive, so I've got a chap called O'Reilly in to do the work. Granted, he's not quite as methodical as Stubbs, but he's a damn sight cheaper, and that's the main thing if you ask me. Anyway, let me know what you think about Welsby, there's a good girl. If there's any chance of us being able to sort this out without having to pay money hand over fist to those money-grabbing mendicants at the security comany, I think we should pursue it. I've got your best interests at heart, my dear. Never forget that. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Scolla Sahili To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM SCOLLA SAHILI Sent: Fri, 26 Aug 2005 11:16:13 +0200 (CEST) Dear Gilbert Murray, I received your mail and I heard what you said about the 2,500 Euros which the security finance company told you to send to them and you are telling me that is a big money to you in order to obtain one document. Let me remind you that the documents which the security finance company are asking you to send money to them is not only one documents rather is to obtain all the necessary documents regarding this transaction and also to make the change of ownership on your name in the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire for you to be the full beneficiary of the trunk box of the fund. An authorisation letter which the security company attorney will obtain from the High Court too is not only one document as you mentioned on your mail. You should understand that the trunk box of the fund was not deposited in the security company in the United Kingdom rather it was deposited here in Cote D'Ivoire and all the necessary documents should be obtained in this country, Cote D'Ivoire. That is the reason why you should not contact any other attorney from United Kingdom and as you mentioned your friend attorney Welsby. Let us put head together and find solution to finalise this transaction. I will try my own possible best here to sell my late mother's gold watch in order to raise some amount of money here and any amount of money I raised after selling the gold watch I will let you know and you have to try on your own side too to raise some amount in order to send it to the director of the security company, Dr Kone Mohammed, so that they can proceed immediately. Try to let me know the discussion with you and the security finance company in order to deliver the trunk box of the fund to you in your country or to any of the affiliated offices in Europe where it will be easy for you to retrieve it. Please extend my greetings to your family. I am waiting to hear from you soonest. Thanks and God bless you, Scolla Sahili From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: Let me sort things out with the security company Sent: Fri, 26 Aug 2005 10:53:11 Dear Miss Sahili, Thank you for your email. Please don't take this the wrong way, my dear girl, but I don't think you quite understand what seems to be going on here. Being a young, trusting slip of a thing as you are, you are quite possibly unaware that not all people act as honestly as one would like them to do. Take this security company, for example. They are demanding 2,500 Euros simply to obtain a single document. This is an outrageously high sum of money. Between you and I, I think they are inflating their fees and trying to take advantage of you because of your youth and inexperience. It's shameful, if you ask me. Now I don't mind paying something to get this money released. But not 2,500 Euros. It's the principle of the thing. I am simply not prepared to let this Mohammed chap fleece you and I out of our hard-earned money for no good reason. But don't you worry about a thing, Miss Sahili. You leave it to me. I'll have a word with this Mohammed chap and see if I can sort things out with him. I'm sure that once he realises he's dealing with a man of the world rather than with some callow, naive young bimbo (no offence), he'll come to heel and we'll be able to do business. I'll get right onto him and let you know the outcome of our discussions. Incidentally, one of O'Reilly's men popped in today and told me that they wouldn't be able to start building work until tomorrow. This is a damn nuisance: the wife comes back tonight and then we're going away for a long weekend. I'm having to leave Manuel in charge of the place, so God help me. I'll just have to make sure I leave plain instructions with Manuel so that he can tell the builders what to do over the weekend. Because I'll be away with the wife this weekend, I won't be able to get back to you from the end of today until Monday night or Tuesday morning. Bit of a shame, but it can't be helped. The wife insists we go and visit her bloody sister for the weekend. Can't say I'm looking forward to it. There'll be nothing for me to do but sit around and get nagged at all weekend. Anyway, I'll get right onto this security company. If I hear back from them before the end of the day I'll get back to you. If not, I'll be in touch early next week. Have yourself a pleasant weekend, my dear girl. Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed; Cc: Scolla Sahili Subject: Regarding Miss Scolla Sahili's consignment Sent: Fri, 25 Aug 2005 11:14:39 Mohammed, Regarding the email you sent me yesterday, I have a number of questions. I would appreciate it if you could get back to me with some answers by return.
I accept that you need some documentary evidence that Miss Sahili has authorised me to collect the consignment on her behalf. For this, a simple power of attorney should suffice. I can either get my own lawyer to draft one of these, or if you prefer, you can instruct your own lawyer to do so. I know from previous experience that my own lawyer would not charge more than approximately 100 for this service, so if you wish your own lawyer to draw up the document, I don't expect to be charged any more than this. To be frank, Mohammed, it appears to me that you have seriously inflated your charges in an effort to take advantage of a vulnerable young orphan girl who has recently lost her mother. You should be ashamed of yourself. Miss Sahili can count herself lucky that she now has me, a man of the world, to look out for her interests. I am quite prepared to pay a reasonable sum to have this consignment released to me, but 2,500 Euros is not a reasonable sum. Now we know where we both stand, let us sort this out like men. We both know that these documents which you say you need to obtain from the High Court are not actually required. All we need is a simple power of attorney, which gives me the power to act on Miss Sahili's behalf. Get back to me with answers to my questions and let me know whether you want to me instruct my own lawyer to draw up a power of attorney, or whether you wish your lawyer to see to it. Best regards, Gilbert Murray PS. I will be unavailable from the end of today until Tuesday morning as I am going away with the wife for a long weekend. Try your best to get back to me today; if you can't, I expect to have heard from you when I return early next week. From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM VIGA ASSISTANCE SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN Sent: Fri, 26 Aug 2005 14:11:20 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Sir, We received your mail and we heard what you said, that we should explain you the meaning of dumorrage charge fee? The meaning of the dumorrage charge fee. If you deposited any consignment in a government company and it had been stayed for a long period of time you deposited it, it will be accumulated a fee, that is called dumorrage charge fee. You should contact your partner Miss Scolla Sahili so that she will forward you the certificate of deposit and the contract bond which our company issued to her late mother when she deposited the consignment under our care and you will find out how much she have paid for the dumorrage charge fee in advance and how much fee the consignment is accumulating daily. That is what is called dumorrage charge fee. Concerning about the changing of ownership on your name. We have heard what you said, that you don't want us to make the change of ownership on your name as the rightful receiver of the consignment out of this country Cote D'Ivoire. You should understand that your partner Miss Scolla Sahili is not coming with you over there to our collecting centre in Europe to retrieve the consignment. You are the one representing her to retrieve the consignment from our collecting centre in Europe. It is very necessary to make the change of ownership on your name as the receiver of the consignment on behalf of your partner Miss Scolla Sahili for security reason. About the authorisation letter, it must be obtained from the High Court of Cote so that the transaction will be legalised to avoid any problem along the line and our representing attorney here will obtain it. Any lawyer cannot draft that authorisation letter. It must be obtained from the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire from our representing attorney here because our company have our rules and procedures of handing things. So there is no way you can draft a power of attorney with your lawyer in London regarding this transaction which you know that the consignment is deposited in our custody here in Cote D'Ivoire. Every necessary documents should be obtained from the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire. I will advise you to contact your partner in order to sort things out with you so that we can proceed to obtain all the necessary documents. You have not chosen any country from the listed countries where it will be easy for you to retrieve your consignment so that we can arrange for the shipment as soon as possible. Thanks for your co-operation, Dr Kone Mohammed From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed; Cc: Scolla Sahili Subject: You have not answered my questions satisfactorily Sent: Fri, 25 Aug 2005 14:46:12 Mohammed, My heart leaped when I saw that you had replied to my email in such a timely manner. "Ah," I thought to myself, "no doubt this email will answer all of my questions." However, my heart sank when I read the contents of the email. I asked you a number of clear questions, and you have failed to answer any of them satisfactorily. Let us try again. I will pose my questions as simply and straightforwardly as possible so that there is no possibility of you misunderstanding them.
This means that there is ABSOLUTELY NO NEED for us to sign over the consignment into my name, or to involve the High Court... or any court, for that matter. Such a document as a power of attorney can simply be signed and stamped in your lawyer's office. Therefore, as there is no need to involve the High Court, we have no need for this "letter of authorisation" you keep blathering on about. I repeat, all we need is a simple power of attorney document - for which I am willing to pay - and I will be able to collect the consignment on Miss Sahili's behalf. If you don't mind me asking, are you new to this? You don't seem to know a lot about the way things work in the world of international business, that's for sure. No offence. Kindly talk to your lawyer about this. I am sure that he will confirm everything that I have told you. Once we have sorted out these preliminaries, I will consider which country I would like to collect the consignment from. Get back to me as soon as you can, there's a good man. I'm a busy man and quite frankly I've got better things to do with my time than to spend it teaching the director of a security company how to do his bloody job. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: I'm sure we'll get all this sorted out next week Sent: Fri, 26 Aug 2005 16:33:30 Dear Miss Sahili, I trust you have been keeping on top of my correspondence with that Mohammed chap at the security company. I've been copying you in on all the emails I've been sending him. As you'll no doubt have seen, the man still hasn't come up with a plausible reason to explain why we need to sign over this consignment to my name, with all the fuss, bother and expense that would entail. I keep on telling him that all we need for me to collect this consignment on your behalf is a simple power of attorney, but the man seemingly won't listen. If you ask me, all this talk of having to obtain documents from the High Court is a load of rubbish, specifically designed to cheat you and I out of our money. Either that or he's been knocking back the gin in some local bar and he's beyond the point at which he can understand reasoned argument. Perhaps you could have a word with him, my dear girl? Tell him that the consignment can stay in your name, and that all he needs is to see a signed power of attorney that gives me the right to act on your behalf. And tell him to sober up and keep off the bottle too, while you're at it. I've tried my best to keep my cool with this chap Mohammed, but I don't mind telling you that he's trying my patience - and that's something I don't have a lot of. I don't suffer fools gladly, do you see? By God, I thought Manuel was bad, but Mohammed makes my Spanish waiter seem like bloody Wittgenstein. Thanks to the time we've wasted trying to make Mohammed see sense, I'm afraid to say that we've not made a lot of progress today. But never mind; chin up, my dear girl. I'm confident that we'll be able to get all this sorted out when I get back from my weekend away on Tuesday. I think I've got everything sorted out so that the place should run like clockwork in my absence. Manuel's been given strict instructions on what to do - and, just as importantly, what not to do - so there shouldn't be any problems. There aren't too many guests in the hotel this weekend anyway, so the main thing will be the fact that he's got the builders to contend with. I'm sure things will be alright. Well, have yourself a good weekend my dear, and I'll get back to you on Tuesday. Hopefully Mohammed will have sobered up by then. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM VIGA ASSISTANCE SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN Sent: Sat, 27 Aug 2005 11:32:46 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Sir, We received your mail and we heard what you said that we should give you the total amount of the demurrage fee balance which you are going to pay in one of our collecting centres in Europe before retrieving your consignment on behalf of your partner Miss Scolla Sahili. You should understand that your partner's late mother paid the sum of $62,000 up front and the demurrage fee per day is $50 and the consignment have been accumulated for a period of 4 years and 8 months. The total demurrage charge fee of the consignment accumulated is $84,100 and your partner's late mother paid the sum of $62,000. $22,100 is the remaining demurrage balanced fee. The remaining balance of the demurrage charge fee to be paid in our collecting centre in Europe is $22,100. You are going to pay this balance before retrieving your consignment from our collecting centre in Europe. Concerning about the documents which I told you yesterday which our representing attorney will obtain here. After reading your letter I consulted our attorney here for more advice regarding the documents which I told you yesterday and he told me that you are right to say that and he is going to draft a power of attorney for you to have the full power to retrieve the consignment from our collecting centre in Europe on behalf of your partner Miss Scolla Sahili. I am sorry for that and our attorney advised us that there will be an authorisation letter from the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire which the court of Cote D'Ivoire will sign it so that the transaction will be legalised and without the authorisation letter our collecting centre in Europe will not realise the consignment to you for security reason. That is the reason why it is very important to obtain the authorisation letter here in Cote D'Ivoire, West Africa. You should contact your partner Miss Scolla Sahili and sort things out with him (sic) so that you can send the money to us for obtaining the authorisation letter from the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire and for our representing attorney to draft the power of attorney documents as soon as possible. We are waiting to hear from you soonest. Thanks for your co-operation, Dr Kone Mohammed From: Scolla Sahili To: Gilbert Murray Subject: SEE MY SECOND PHOTO FROM SCOLLA Sent: Mon, 29 Aug 2005 13:51:22 +0200 (CEST) Dear Gilbert Murray, I received your mail and an attachment letter which you sent to the security finance company. After going through it I decided to meet the director of the security finance company so that I will explain him what you have said on your mail and the director of security company have told me that he have responded to you and they have consulted their attorney and their attorney have given them advice that you are right to say that, that there will be no change of ownership on this and he is going to draft a power of attorney which he as an attorney will sign it and the security company will sign it too. After drafting it he will send it to me so that I will forward it to you for you to have right to retrieve the trunk box of the fund from the collecting centre in Europe. I thank God that they have corrected their mistake and the director of the security company told me that their attorney have informed them that they will obtain an authorisation letter from the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire so that their collecting centre in Europe will realise the trunk box of the fund to you and without this authorisation letter their collecting centre in Europe will not realise the trunk box of the fund to you for security reason. It is very necessary to obtain it here in Cote D'Ivoire and this is their rules and procedure doing thing in their office here for security reason. I will advise you to contact them as soon as you return back from your trip on Tuesday so that you will send them the amount of money you have at hand and myself will be trying on my side here in order to raise some amount in order to support you so that we can finalise this transaction. But I want to know the exactly country you have chosen where the security finance company will deliver the trunk box of the fund to you where it will be easy for you to retrieve it on my behalf. I am sending you my second photo. I am waiting to hear from you soonest. Thanks and God bless you, Scolla  From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: All hell has broken loose over here Sent: Tue, 30 Aug 2005 09:32:47 Dear Miss Sahili, Thank you for your email and for sending me another lovely photograph of yourself. I must say, you are a pretty little thing. All hell has broken loose over here. I got back from my weekend away to find that Spanish halfwit Manuel got things completely wrong with the builders. They've only gone and blocked up the wrong door! I've got O'Reilly coming round later to survey the damage. He'd better put things right straight away, or there'll be hell to pay, I can tell you. I was a fool to think that Manuel could cope with handling a simple matter such as telling the builders what to do. The man can't be trusted with anything. Talking of fools, I heard back from Mohammed at the security company. Apparently he's spoken to his lawyer and it turns out that I was right all along: we don't need to sign over the ownership of the consignment into my name at all; all we need is a power of attorney. Just as I thought. To tell you the truth, I'm a bit surprised that I seem to be having to teach Mohammed how to do his own job, but I think he's probably new to all this. He certainly doesn't seem to have much of an idea of what's what if you ask me. For example, he's asked me to send him payment for getting this power of attorney drafted, but he hasn't told me how much it will cost! Never mind, I'll get back to him and sort it out. Now then, Mohammed's finally told me how much this demurrage charge is. Apparently there's $22,100 left to pay when I collect the consignment. I trust that your late mother was sensible enough to put aside sufficient money to cover the costs of picking up the consignment before she died... after all, only a complete lame brain would hand over their money to a security company without making sure that they had the means of collecting it at a later date. So, my dear girl, can I leave it to you to sort out this demurrage charge with Mohammed with the money that your mother presumably left behind for this purpose? Let me know. I'll get right onto Mohammed and find out how much it will cost to get this power of attorney drafted and signed. Let's hope we can make some real progress this week. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed Subject: How much will this power of attorney cost? Sent: Tue, 30 Aug 2005 09:41:10 Mohammed, I have just read the email you sent me over the weekend. Glad to see that your lawyer's put you right about all that change of ownership nonsense. He sounds like a chap who knows how many beans make five. If only you'd had the sense to talk to him in the first place, we could have got things moving a lot quicker. I am also glad to see that you've started using the correct spelling of the word "demurrage". It makes things easier all round if we make sure we spell things correctly, don't you think? Then we know what we're talking about and there's no room for confusion. So, as I thought, all we need to move forward is a simple power of attorney. Good. Now then, you haven't told me how much your lawyer is charging to draft this document. My own lawyer, Welsby, charges around 100 to draft a power of attorney, so I imagine that your own lawyer will charge about the same, give or take a few pounds here and there. Get back to me and let me know how much you need me to send you and I'll get the money off to you straight away. Best regards, Gilbert Murray PS. Don't worry about that demurrage charge. I'm sorting that out with Miss Sahili as we speak. From: Scolla Sahili To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM SCOLLA Sent: Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:04:59 +0200 (CEST) My Dear Gilbert Murray, I received your mail and I thank the almighty God that you have returned safely from your trip. I heard what you said that your servant halfwit Manuel got things completely wrong with the builders. I am very sorry for that. And I heard that the security company director Dr Kone Mohammed have clarified you in the issue of the change of ownership. I thank God that their attorney have advised them in that issue of changing of ownership. You are right to say that there is nothing like changing of ownership. You said it earlier that what they have to do is to draft a power of attorney for you to have the power to retrieve the trunk box of the fund on their collecting centre in Europe on my behalf. You are a careful man. That is the reason why I trusted you in this transaction because you are going to handle this my fund very well without any mistake. We are going to invest this fund in the hotel business you told me earlier. Concerning about the cost of the necessary documents from the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire. I will advise you to send the money to the security finance company so that they can obtain the documents as soon as possible. Even if the money is not complete you can send them the one you have at hand and myself will be trying on my own side here in order to raise some amount in order to surport you to obtain all the neccessary documents regarding this transaction. Concerning the demurrage charge fee which is $22,100 the remaining balance. I have cross-checked the certificate of deposit and found out that is the exactly amount of the demurrage charge fee remaining to be paid to the security company. I will advise you not to be worried about that. As soon as you send money to the security company to obtain the necessary documents and arrange to deliver the trunk box of the fund to one of their collecting centres in Europe which you have chosen then I will forward you the secret code key of the trunk box for you to open the trunk box of the fund and put hand in the box and clear them their demurrage charge fee. I think this will be OK for you. How is your family? I hope they are all fine. Please extend my greetings to them. Very soon I will rejoin them over there as one family. I am waiting to hear soonest. Scolla From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM VIGA ASSISTANCE SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN Sent: Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:34:17 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Sir, We received your mail and we hope that we have clarified you about the change of ownership which our representing attorney have advised us not to do so. That the only thing is to draft a power of attorney from his chamber and a letter from the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire that is called an authorisation letter for our collecting centre in Europe to realise the consignment to you and without the letter of authorisation our collecting centre in Europe will not realise the consignment to you for security reason. This is our rules and procedure of doing things in our office to avoid any loss of consignment. About the money to obtain the two needed documents. You mentioned that in London that your attorney Mr Welsby do take 100 to draft a power of attorney. You should understand that here is Cote D'Ivoire, West Africa. Our professional lawyers here have their own rules and procedure of doing things here and Cote D'Ivoire is different from London. That is the reason why they will not take that 100. If you can send the sum of 700 so that our representing attorney can get the document from the High Court and also to draft the power of attorney immediately. You should send the money through our secretary: Name: Miss Ugomma Uchechi Kalu Address: 250 Boulevard D'Cocody, Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire, West Africa Send it through MoneyGram and remember to forward us the payment slip or the control number. We are waiting to receive the money so that we can arrange for the shipment delivering to one of our collecting centres in Europe. NB. You have to choose one of the listed countries in Europe where we have our collecting centres. Thanks for your co-operation, Dr Kone Mohammed From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed; Cc: Scolla Sahili Subject: 700? For a power of attorney? Sent: Tue, 30 Aug 2005 14:18:41 Mohammed, 700? For a power of attorney? Are you sure about that? 700 is a hell of a lot of money to pay to get a lawyer to draft a simple power of attorney. Are you sure your lawyer didn't mean 70? That would be a far more reasonable figure. 700 sounds like a ridiculously high amount to me. Listen to me, Mohammed, I want a detailed breakdown of exactly how this figure of 700 has been arrived at, do you hear? No man with an ounce of common sense would pay a huge legal bill like that without knowing exactly how the figure had been arrived at. Get back to me a detailed breakdown at once, and if your lawyer can satisfy me that the amount is justified and that he's not just lining his pockets at my expense, we are in business. I expect to hear from you by return. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: We are making progress Sent: Tue, 30 Aug 2005 14:24:11 Dear Miss Sahili, No doubt you will have read the email I have just sent to that Mohammed chap at the security company. If you ask me, that lawyer of his is on the make. The cheek of it, charging 700 for drafting a simple power of attorney... work that in all probability won't take him more than half an hour to complete. By God, if I earned that amount of money for half an hour's work, I wouldn't be sitting here running this crummy hotel, I can tell you that much. Hopefully Mohammed will get back to me with a justification of the cost by return. I'm not sending him a single penny before he does, do you hear? I won't stand for Mohammed and his lawyer cheating you and I out of a penny of our money, so don't you worry. Good news about the demurrage charge, by the way. Opening the box and taking the money out of it to pay the charge sounds like an excellent idea. Well done, my dear girl. Your mother would be proud of you. O'Reilly came round late this morning, full of apologies, and promised to send his men round tomorrow to sort out the mess with the doors. As for that idiot Manuel, I gave him a good poke in the eye for being such a hopeless clot. That'll teach him. I'll let you know when I hear back from Mohammed. We're getting there, my dear, slowly but surely. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM VIGA ASSISTANCE SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN Sent: Tue, 30 Aug 2005 20:10:18 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Sir, We received your mail and we heard what you said that the amount to draft a power of attorney and the authorisation letter from the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire is a big amount of money. You are asking us whether is 70. I think we have given you the exactly amount on our last mail to send us 700 so that it will enable our representing attorney to get the two documents from the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire. We did not understand your mail again and the way you are addressing us in this transaction, we don't like it. Is because of this young girl we reduced the amount from 2,500 Euros to 700, because your partner Miss Scolla Sahili came to our office and pleaded to us to reduce the amount and that is the reason why we reduced that amount. If you can pick up your flight ticket and come down here in Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire, that will be the best way so that you and our representing attorney can proceed to the High Court of Cote D'Ivoire in order to obtain the two documents so that you will see the thing by yourself. If you are not ready to assist your partner Miss Scolla Sahili you simply let us know as soon as possible so that we can inform her that you are not capable to assist her to retrieve her consignment from our custody. Thanks for your co-operation, Dr Kone Mohammed From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed; Cc: Scolla Sahili Subject: Enough of this petulance; let us get down to business Sent: Wed, 31 Aug 2005 09:51:58 Mohammed, I have just read the email you sent to me yesterday. Frankly, I found it insolent and rude. You say that you didn't understand my email. Well buy yourself a bloody dictionary, man. Given your obviously limited grasp of the English language, I've tried my hardest in my dealings with you not to use any particularly long or difficult words. I can't see what was so hard to understand about my last email. And you say that you don't like the way I am addressing you in this transaction. Well you'll just have to get used to it, I'm afraid. I am a busy man with a small to medium-sized hotel to run, and I simply haven't got the time to go around asking you how your wife is or enquiring after the health of your goat or what have you each time I send you an email. Businesslike and straight to the point, that's me. If you don't like it, well I'm sorry but that's tough. Now enough of this petulance, Mohammed. Let us get down to business. I am a man of action and frankly I am sick of all this faffing around. For some reason, which I cannot for the life of me understand, you seem reluctant to send me a detailed breakdown of this 700 fee. Can you not understand that I simply want to know that this fee is justified, and that it is not just some arbitrary figure that you and your lawyer have plucked out of the air? "Arbitrary", by the way, means "based on or subject to individual discretion or preference or sometimes impulse or caprice". There you go, now you won't have to waste time looking that up in your dictionary. See how helpful I'm trying to be here? Well, no matter. I am not willing to let this delay us any longer. 700 you say you want, so 700 you shall have. However, note that I will expect a detailed invoice from your lawyer at the end of all this so that I can see exactly where my money has gone. I will get straight back to the fragrant Miss Sahili and discuss our next step. Await my next email. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: I have an idea Sent: Wed, 31 Aug 2005 09:55:09 Dear Miss Sahili, How are you today, my dear girl? Keeping well, I hope. I've just had a rather rude email back from that Mohammed chap at the security company. He was whining on about how he doesn't like the way I've been addressing him in this transaction. I am simply addressing the man with my usual hard-nosed, businesslike attitude. He's overly sensitive, if you ask me. It's probably a combination of the heat down there and the stress that must be brought on by having to look after so many peoples' valuables. Anyway, we've agreed that I need to pay him 700 to get everything sorted out. Mohammed's asked me to send him the money by Western Union, but I've had a better idea. You told me yesterday that you knew the secret code key of the trunk box. Well why don't you nip down to the security company, pop open the box and take the 700 out of there? That way you can give the money straight to Mohammed and things will move forward a lot quicker. What do you reckon, my dear? Do you think you'll be able to do this today? I wouldn't be able to go to the Western Union office until tomorrow, you see - O'Reilly's men are supposed to be turning up here today to sort out that mess with the doors - so if you could take the money out of the box that'd mean we could get all this sorted out even more quickly. Let me know if you think you'll be able to do this. I look forward to hearing from you. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Scolla Sahili To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM SCOLLA Sent: Wed, 31 Aug 2005 11:12:13 +0200 (CEST) Dear Gilbert Murray, I received your mail and I heard what you said that you have received an email from the security company director Dr Kone Mohammed and he said that he doesn't like the way you are addressing them as the director of security company and you have agreed to send them the 700. I heard what you said that I should go to the security finance company and open the trunk box of the fund and take away some amount of money in order to pay the security company for the money they requested for obtaining all the necessary documents. It is not possible for me to do that for security of the fund because my late mother warned me not to do so because she registered it as a family valuable items and she don't want the security company to know that the contents of the trunk box is money for security reason. So I will not do that. I will advise you to send the money to them immediately and you should make arrangement with the security company so that they can deliver the trunk box of the fund to one of their collecting centres in Europe then I will forward you the secret code key of the trunk box of the fund so that you will open the trunk box of the fund and put hand in the box and clear their demurrage charge fee. If you send the money to the security company try to let me know so that I will go direct to the security company to meet Dr Kone Mohammed and their representing attorney so that he will include by drafting an agreement between me and you to avoid any betrayal in the future and all your percentage will be stated on it. Please try to bring up your mind to assist me in this transaction so that we can invest this fund in your hotel business which we planned it earlier. I am waiting to hear from you soonest. Thanks and God bless you, Scolla From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: Are you sure there is no way you can take the money out of the box? Sent: Wed, 31 Aug 2005 10:52:11 Dear Miss Sahili, Thank you for your email. Are you sure there is no way you can take the money out of the box? It would make things so much simpler if you could. You say that you don't want to take the money out of the box "for security reason". We seem to have come across so many things that have been impossible in this transaction "for security reason". It's quite infuriating. I have to say, I can't really understand why you don't want the security company to know that the box contains money. After all, it is a security company that we're dealing with here... albeit just about the least secure security company I've ever come across in my life. The people there must be used to dealing with valuables like this on a daily basis. Surely you're not afraid that they might steal the contents of the box if they found out what it was? I'm sure they wouldn't do that. That Mohammed chap might not be the sharpest tool in the box, but I'm fairly sure he's no crook. Strictly between you and I, I don't think he's bright enough to be a crook. Are you sure there is no way you can do this, my dear? Do let me know. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Scolla Sahili To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM SCOLLA Sent: Wed, 31 Aug 2005 12:31:03 +0200 (CEST) My Dear Gilbert Murray, I received your mail and I read your mail very careful which I understood that you still want me to go to the security company and open the trunk box of the fund and pay them the money which they requested from you in order to obtain all the necessary documents. I think I have explained this to you in a way you can understand it, that when my late mother was alive she told me that I should not let the security company know that the contents of the trunk box is money for security of the fund and I should not open the trunk box of the fund in the security company office and she told me that I should look for a trustworthy partner who will help me to retrieve the trunk box of the fund out of the security finance company office and transfer the fund to his personal account in overseas for safety of the fund. If you give your beloved daughter or your son an instruction to do something serious like this, she will take it. That is how my late mother instructed me not to open the trunk box of the fund in the office of the security company for security reason and the security finance company cannot open the trunk box of the fund because my late mother registered it as a family valuable item and they kept it in their storage house for safe keeping and there is a contract bond which my late mother signed between her and the security finance company and I have already forwarded it to you earlier. Let us put head together and finalise this transaction. No need to be debating in this particular issue. 700 which you know the huge amount of fund involved in this transaction is not something to be joking with, which you know that it will help us for jointly investment purpose in your country. I have promised to forward you the secret code key of the trunk box of the fund after you have sent the money to the security finance company for obtaining all the necessary documents regarding this transaction. I am waiting to hear from you soonest. Thanks and God bless you, Scolla Sahili From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: I will send the money to the security company Sent: Wed, 31 Aug 2005 11:51:30 Dear Miss Sahili, Thank you for your email. While I have to say that it strikes me as extremely odd that your mother would have squirrelled away all of her money in a security company without leaving you the means to retrieve it without the financial aid of a third party such as myself, if there is no other way for us to retrieve the money, then so be it. You appear to be carrying out your late mother's instructions to the letter, and for this you should be praised: you are obviously a gem of a daughter. I have no doubt that your mother would be proud of you, if she were not currently lying in a wooden crate six feet under and pushing up the daisies. O'Reilly's men have arrived and are currently working away at making good the mistakes they made this weekend, so I will not be able to transfer the money to Mohammed until tomorrow. I would send Manuel to transfer the money, but going by his past performance he'd probably end up transferring the money to Kuala Lumpur or somewhere like that. Oh well, I am sure that another day's delay won't matter too much. I will contact Mohammed and tell him to expect the money tomorrow. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed; Cc: Scolla Sahili Subject: I will transfer the money tomorrow Sent: Wed, 31 Aug 2005 11:56:22 Mohammed, Having consulted with my partner Miss Sahili, we have agreed that I will transfer the 700 to you tomorrow. Could I please ask you to confirm the details of the person I am to send the money to? And could you also confirm which locations I will be able to collect the consignment from in Europe? I look forward to hearing from you. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: INFORMATION FROM VIGA ASSISTANCE SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN Sent: Wed, 31 Aug 2005 18:50:08 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Sir, We received your mail and we heard what you said that we should forward you information details in order to send the money to us. We are assuring you that as soon as we receive the money by tomorrow we will proceed to obtain all the two documents so that it will enable you to retrieve your consignment from our collecting centre in Europe. This is the areas we have our collecting centre in Europe, such as Spain, Amsterdam, Germany and Switzerland. You have to choose one country from the listed countries so that we can arrange the shipment this weekend to deliver your consignment. You can send the money through our secretary: Name: Miss Ugomma Uchechi Kalu Address: 250 Boulevard D'Cocody, Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire, West Africa Send it through MoneyGram or Western Union and remember to forward us the payment slip or the control number. Thanks for your co-operation, Dr Kone Mohammed From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed; Cc: Scolla Sahili Subject: I've transferred the money to Miss Kalu Sent: Thu, 01 Sep 2005 09:34:51 Mohammed, I've just come from from the local post office, where I transferred the 700 you need to your secretary, Miss Kalu. I've never used MoneyGram before, so I asked the postmistress what details Miss Kalu would need to collect the money at your end. Here's the information she said you'd need: Sender's name: Gilbert Arnold Murray Recipient's name: Ugomma Uchechi Kalu Amount: 700 MoneyGram reference number: 85124163 Test question: Gilbert's hotel? Answer: Murray Towers According to the postmistress, your local MoneyGram agent will probably want to pay out the money in US dollars rather than pounds sterling, so she's arranged all that. The amount in dollars comes to $1,249. The postmistress told me that the money will be available for Miss Kalu to collect immediately. Listen, Mohammed, presuming that Miss Kalu collects the money this morning, how long do you think it will be before I'll be able to pick up this consignment from one of your collecting centres? You see, I had to take the 700 out of the hotel's petty cash tin and I want to be able to replace it as soon as possible so that the wife doesn't find out. I haven't told her a thing about this affair - if she found out that I was doing a bit of business with a pretty young thing like Miss Sahili she'd probably jump to all sorts of conclusions and get completely the wrong idea - and if she finds out that the money's missing there'll be all sorts of questions to answer. Obviously, you haven't met the wife, but believe me, it'll be like the Spanish inquisition if she gets wind of this. Now then, these collecting centres of yours. I don't suppose you've got one in Torquay, have you? It'd be ideal for me if you have. Let me know. I must go now and see what a hash Manuel has made of breakfast today. I didn't want to leave him in charge, but seeing as I wanted to get to the post office as soon as it opened this morning to transfer the money to you, I had little choice. Get back to me as soon as Miss Kalu has collected the money and let me know what our next step is. Presumably your lawyer will now be able to swing into action. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM VIGA ASSISTANCE SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN Sent: Thu, 01 Sep 2005 11:13:01 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Sir, We received your mail and we heard what you said that you have made the payment through MoneyGram and we have received the information and our secretary is going to collect the money from the MoneyGram later today. As soon as we received the money from MoneyGram we will let you know and also to update you the next step to follow. Thanks for your co-operation, Dr Kone Mohammed From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM VIGA ASSISTANCE SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN Sent: Thu, 01 Sep 2005 12:11:17 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Sir, This is to inform you that our secretary is just returning from the MoneyGram office here and the MoneyGram officer told her that the control number you forwarded to us is not correct. Below is the number you forwarded to us: 85124163. Please try to cross-check the number and get back to us. Maybe you made a mistake on the number. Thanks for your co-operation, Dr Kone Mohammed From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed Subject: Sorry Mohammed, my mistake Sent: Thu, 01 Sep 2005 11:31:39 Mohammed, Sorry, Mohammed, old chap, my mistake. I've looked again at the MoneyGram receipt and I appear to have made an error when I transcribed the MoneyGram reference number into the email I sent to you earlier today. Looking closely at the receipt, I got one of the numbers wrong: there's a nine on the receipt that looks rather like a one, so the correct reference number is 85124963, not 85124163 as I told you earlier. Sorry for any inconvenience this has caused you and your secretary. It's no excuse, but I have to admit that I did type out my email in rather a hurry: I was keen to find out exactly what a mess Manuel had managed to make of serving breakfast this morning. Anyway, I've attached a copy of the MoneyGram receipt to this email. You'll probably be able to see for yourself how I got the numbers confused: our local postmistress has terrible handwriting. Now that you have the correct reference number, I trust that Miss Kalu will be able to collect the money this afternoon. If you get her to scurry along to the MoneyGram office as soon as you receive this email, how long do you think it will be before I can pick up the consignment from one of your collecting centres? Talking of your collection centres, you never answered my last question, Mohammed. Do you have one in Torquay or not? Do get back to me as soon as Miss Kalu has collected the money, there's a good chap. Best regards, Gilbert Murray  From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM VIGA ASSISTANCE SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN Sent: Thu, 01 Sep 2005 13:14:32 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Sir, We received your mail and the correct control number. As soon as our secretary collected it from the MoneyGram we will update you today. Thanks for your co-operation, Dr Kone Mohammed From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM VIGA ASSISTANCE SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN Sent: Thu, 01 Sep 2005 15:31:07 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Sir, This is to inform you that our secretary have returned back from the MoneyGram and nothing was found in the control number which you sent to us and nothing was shown that you sent the money through MoneyGram. Are you sure that you are not joking in this transaction? Please try to find out and to know what is happening, whether your servant made a mistake in sending the money to another organisation. You should ask him whether he sent the money through MoneyGram or Western Union. Try to find out what is happening because I am annoyed about the whole issue and try to get back to us as soon as possible. Thanks for your co-operation, Dr Kone Mohammed From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed Subject: What on earth are you doing over there? Sent: Thu, 01 Sep 2005 14:51:02 Mohammed, I have just read the email you sent me, with a mixture of disbelief and indignation. What on earth are you doing over there? Are you sure your secretary knows what she's doing? The local postmistress assured me that Miss Kalu would have no problem picking up the money, so what on earth do you think you are playing at? And how dare you accuse me of "joking"? We are conducting a serious business transaction here, Mohammed. Miss Sahili's consignment is extremely important, both to Miss Sahili and to me. I'm a busy man, Mohammed, and I've no time to waste "joking" where business of this magnitude is concerned. I sent the money to Miss Sahili via MoneyGram, not Western Union. Did you not see the receipt I attached to my last email? The one that clearly says "MoneyGram" in the top right corner? Why are you wittering on about Western Union? Has your secretary been to a Western Union agent by mistake? I have better things to do with my time than to waste it bandying words with you over your secretary's inexplicable failure to collect the money I have transferred to her. May I suggest that you personally go to the MoneyGram agent with your secretary and check for yourself that she knows what she is doing. You have a copy of the MoneyGram receipt, for God's sake. Surely you must be able to pick up the money? If you ask me, your secretary probably doesn't know what she's doing. New, is she? Young, and a bit air-headed, most likely. I wouldn't be at all surprised if that was the problem. Get back to me when you've been to the MoneyGram agent yourself. If you still don't have any joy, I suppose it is possible - although highly unlikely, if you ask me - that there has been some kind of problem at my end. I'm far too busy to see to this today, but if you still can't collect the money, I will go back to the post office first thing tomorrow morning and see if there has been a problem with the transfer. Get back to me as soon as you've been to the MoneyGram agent with Miss Kalu. I'm willing to bet you ten-to-one that you'll come away with the money this time. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Scolla Sahili To: Gilbert Murray Subject: URGENT FROM SCOLLA Sent: Thu, 01 Sep 2005 15:54:09 +0200 (CEST) My Dear Gilbert Murray, There was a big problem. The security company director Dr Kone Mohammed just called me on my telephone this afternoon and informed me that their secretary have returned from the MoneyGram office and they did not receive any money and they did not see your name and the control number. It did not appear on their computer list. That shows that you did not send the money to them. What is happening on your side? You have to ask your servant whether he sent the money through post office or MoneyGram. Please let me know exactly what is happening in this transaction. Are you sure that he really sent the money to the security company or not? In fact the director of the security company is not happy about the way you are doing in this transaction and myself is not happy too. Please try to find out what is happening. I am waiting to hear from you soonest. Thanks and God bless you, Scolla From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: I don't know what Mohammed's playing at Sent: Thu, 01 Sep 2005 15:16:55 Dear Miss Sahili, I don't know what Mohammed's playing at over there. I transferred the money to him first thing this morning via MoneyGram, yet he tells me that his secretary can't pick up the money. I've never used MoneyGram before, but the postmistress assured me it was easy. So why on earth Mohammed's secretary is having problems collecting the money is anyone's guess. I even sent Mohammed a copy of the MoneyGram receipt, for God's sake, to try and make things easier for him. It's typical of Mohammed to try and place the blame for this at my door, but I'm having none of it. I've told him to accompany his secretary to the MoneyGram office himself. If you want a job doing well, do it yourself, that's always been my motto. If you entrust something like that to a young, inexperienced secretary, who is probably paying more attention to the boys at the local bus stop than to the job at hand, you can only expect things to go wrong. I've told Mohammed to get back to me when he's been to the MoneyGram office himself. If he still can't collect the money, I'll go back to the post office first thing in the morning and see if there's been a problem at this end. As if I haven't got enough to do already, what with this hotel to run, guests to keep happy, useless bloody Spanish waiters to look after... it always seems to be left to me to sort these things out. Anyway, don't worry, my dear girl. I'm sure that if Mohammed goes to the MoneyGram office with his secretary, he'll be able to pick up the money without any further delay. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: URGENT FROM VIGA ASSISTANCE SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN Sent: Thu, 01 Sep 2005 17:41:26 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Sir, After reading your mail myself as the director of the security finance company went straight to the MoneyGram office with the information and my secretary to find out what is happening and they told me that the money is not there yet. Maybe there was a problem from the postmistress whom you gave the money to transfer. It may be she has not yet transferred the money through MoneyGram. If the money have been transferred to MoneyGram the computer of the office of the MoneyGram will show that the money is there with all your information and after cross-checking, your name and your information did not appear in the computer because we have been always receiving money from the MoneyGram without any problem and our secretary knows her job. She used to go to MoneyGram and collect money always. I will advise you to go to the local postmistress and find out what is happening and why she is delaying to transfer the money to us through MoneyGram and try to get back to us as soon as you verified the mistake. Thanks for your co-operation, Dr Kone Mohammed From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed Subject: Very well, I'll go back to the post office in the morning Sent: Thu, 01 Sep 2005 17:09:38 Mohammed, I have just read your email. If you are absolutely sure that your secretary knows what she is doing, then very well, I'll go back to the post office first thing in the morning and see what the problem is. God only knows I've got more than enough on my plate already at the moment: I've just heard a rumour that the hotel inspectors are in the area. The last thing I need is to be running to and from the post office to sort out some trifling little problem with a money transfer when the future of my hotel is at stake. Oh well, it seems as if it's up to me to sort out the problem, as always. Leave it to me, Mohammed. I'll get back to you as soon as I get back from the post office in the morning. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed Subject: Problem solved Sent: Fri, 02 Sep 2005 09:16:57 Mohammed, I've just got back from the post office. Good news: everything's sorted. It turns out that it's not a problem at my end, as such; it sounds more as if your local MoneyGram agent doesn't really know what they're doing. I explained to the postmistress that the reference number of my transfer didn't show up on the computer at your local MoneyGram office. The postmistress explained to me that MoneyGram are currently in the middle of upgrading their computer hardware. This has apparently resulted in what she called "internet connectivity" problems, and apparently mine isn't the only transfer to have gone missing over the past ten days or so. What this means is that the transfer is definitely in the system - the postmistress showed it to me on her own computer - but it's not showing up on your local MoneyGram agent's computer system because of these "internet connectivity" problems. However, it turns out that this isn't a problem, because there's a simple solution. The postmistress told me exactly what your local agent needs to do in order to access details of the transfer and gain access to the money. Apparently your agent simply needs to initiate procedure MG-ZS180 on their computer system, entering the reference number of the transfer that I gave to you. This procedure, which apparently gives the agent access to all transfers that have got "stuck" in the system, will make the transfer available to the agent, meaning that Miss Kalu will be able to collect the money. The postmistress was rather surprised that your local agent hadn't done this already: apparently it's standard procedure for MoneyGram agents when things like this happen. She even showed me the procedure in her MoneyGram Procedures Handbook. She said to me that if your local agent hasn't heard of procedure MG-ZS180, they probably don't know their job very well. She suggested that your local agent could benefit from some more on the job training. If it was me picking up the money, I don't mind telling you that I'd tear a strip off the MoneyGram agent for wasting so much of our time. There's nothing worse than people who don't know their jobs, if you ask me. I suggest you tell Miss Kalu to have a strong word with the MoneyGram agent about it, and get them to read up on their operating procedures. Now then Mohammed, get back to me as soon as your secretary has collected the money from the MoneyGram agent, then we can start making some real progress here. And, for the third time of asking, have you got a collecting centre in Torquay or not? Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: YOUR VERIFICATION IS NOT CLEAR FROM VIGA Sent: Fri, 02 Sep 2005 10:55:38 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Sir, How did we believed that you sent the money, is it post office or MoneyGram office? Why can't you send the money direct to MoneyGram? Post office have nothing to do with MoneyGram. Try to be specific on your words in this issue. Thanks, Dr Kone Mohammed From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed Subject: Good God, man, it's perfectly clear Sent: Fri, 02 Sep 2005 10:21:49 Mohammed, What are you wittering on about? Good God, man, it's perfectly clear. My nearest MoneyGram agent is my local post office. What on earth is unclear about that? Do I have to spell it out for you in words of one syllable? Maybe I do. Very well then, I go to my post off-ice to trans-fer mo-ney vi-a Mo-ney-Gram. Is that better? Have you even looked at the copy of the receipt I sent to you yesterday? It's got the word "MoneyGram" printed on it in the top right hand corner, in big, easy-to-read letters. As I have told you countless times, I SENT YOU THE MONEY VIA MONEYGRAM. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? Why do you insist on making things difficult? I am sick and tired of this endless prevarication. Will you kindly stop messing about and send your secretary to the MoneyGram agent to collect the money immediately? Good God, man, you're doing nothing for my blood pressure, I can tell you that for nothing. Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed; Cc: Scolla Sahili Subject: Has Miss Kalu collected the money yet? Sent: Fri, 02 Sep 2005 14:02:31 Mohammed, What is going on at your end? Has Miss Kalu collected the money yet? And if not, why not? Get back to me at once with an update on the situation. You are delaying this business, and I am not a happy man. I can assure you that my partner, Miss Sahili, will not be happy with you either unless you buck your ideas up. Gilbert Murray From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM VIGA ASSISTANCE SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN Sent: Fri, 02 Sep 2005 18:09:40 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Mr Gilbert Murray, We just returning from the MoneyGram office this afternoon, both your partner Miss Scolla Sahili and our secretary, after reading your mail of today as you told us that you sent the money through MoneyGram. After investigation there is no information which show that you sent any money to us. I will advise you to withdraw the money from MoneyGram and send it through Western Union transfer. If you know that you are ready to assist your partner Miss Scolla Sahili in this transaction try to do so. We have no time to be wasting in this transaction. Thanks for your co-operation, Dr Kone Mohammed From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed Subject: This is infuriating Sent: Fri, 02 Sep 2005 17:23:09 Mohammed, What the hell are you playing at over there? This is infuriating, absolutely infuriating. I cannot for the life of me understand why you have failed to collect the money I transferred to Miss Kalu. Did you instruct the MoneyGram agent to initiate procedure MG-ZS180 like I told you to? You can't have done, otherwise you would have the money in your hands right now. I won't have the time to do anything about this now until Monday morning; weekends are always very busy here in the hotel. Have you thought of trying a different MoneyGram agent? It seems to me that the one you've been visiting doesn't know their arse from their elbow. Try another MoneyGram agent and let me know how you get on. If you still don't have any luck, let me know and I'll see what I can do on Monday morning. Gilbert Murray From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM VIGA ASSISTANCE SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN Sent: Fri, 02 Sep 2005 18:45:44 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Gilbert Murray, We received your mail and we have tried so many MoneyGram in order to find out whether the information of the money is there and after our investigation from different MoneyGram stations there is nothing like that. What are you playing in this transaction? And you should understand that I am a director of a company and I don't have time to be wasting in this transaction again. If you are not going to follow my instruction in order to send the money through Western Union you better let us know so that we will tell your partner Miss Scolla Sahili that you are not serious in this transaction and you are taking this transaction as a childish play. This transaction is not a childish play for your information. Thanks, Dr Kone From: Scolla Sahili To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM SCOLLA Sent: Fri, 02 Sep 2005 19:15:42 +0200 (CEST) My Dear Gilbert Murray, I received all your mails which you forwarded to the security company and the director of the security company call me and explain me the whole situation regarding the payment in MoneyGram and I follow them to the MoneyGram office and after checking the computer the name and information didn't appear in the sender's list. Why should you do that for me in this transaction which I trusted you in this transaction? I did not believe myself that you will do such a thing to me in this transaction. We have gone to three MoneyGram offices today yet nothing was found. Please you should try to recall the money from the post office and make the payment through Western Union for easy collection so that we can proceed in this transaction. Maybe the mistake is from your servant that stupid Manuel whom you instructed to send the money to the security company. I am worried to hear from you immediately. Thanks and God bless you, Scolla From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed; Cc: Scolla Sahili Subject: I will transfer the money again on Monday Sent: Sat, 03 Sep 2005 07:53:11 Mohammed, I have just read your last email. Once again, I found that its tone bordered on being rude. Can I ask you to keep a civil tongue in your head for the remainder of this transaction? Like me, you work in a service industry, and it doesn't make sense to be rude to your customers. Well, most of the time, anyway. Kindly remember who is paying your bills, my good man, and remember your manners. I had no idea that the simple job of transferring money to you was going to prove to be so damn difficult. For your information, I have followed your instructions to the letter so far. It's not my fault if your local MoneyGram agents don't know what they're doing, so don't try to lay the blame on me, my man. I have a very busy weekend - we have a party of German guests staying at the hotel - but I shall cancel the MoneyGram transfer as you suggest on Monday morning. I will then go into my bank and ask them to suggest the best way to transfer the money to you. I am determined to get this money to you one way or another. Await my next email on Monday. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM VIGA ASSISTANCE SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN Sent: Sat, 03 Sep 2005 10:49:57 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Mr Gilbert Murray, We received your mail and we heard what you said on your mail that we are using bad words to our customer. We are not using bad words on you rather I am only telling you that this transaction is not a childish play. Try to understand our point that the money was not shown in the computer of the MoneyGram list here. That is the reason why we told you to withdraw the money from the MoneyGram and send it through Western Union transfer to avoid any hitch along the line. We heard what you said that you are going to resend the money through Western Union on Monday. If you send it try to get back to us so that we can proceed in this transaction as soon as possible. Thanks for your co-operation. Dr Kone Mohammed From: Scolla Sahili To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM SCOLLA Sent: Sat, 03 Sep 2005 12:52:38 +0200 (CEST) My Dear Gilbert Murray, Thanks for your mail and I heard what you said that you are going to send the money to the security company on Monday. After reading the attached message which the security finance company sent to you I found out that the director of the security company was annoyed because of what happened yesterday in the MoneyGram office. Please you should not be annoyed for the harsh words the security company is using on you in this transaction. He left his office and accompanied us to the MoneyGram yesterday for verification and after nothing was found that you sent the money to them. That is the reason why he was annoyed. I am very sorry for that. You should try as you can to send the money to them through Western Union on Monday so that it will enable them to get all the necessary documents regarding this transaction and to proceed to arrange for the shipment of the trunk box of the fund to you. If you send the money on Monday try to let me know as soon as possible. I am waiting to hear from you. Thanks and God bless you, Scolla From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed; Cc: Scolla Sahili Subject: I am well aware that this transaction is not "a childish play" Sent: Mon, 05 Sep 2005 09:43:25 Mohammed, Thank you for your email. I am pleased to see that the somewhat hysterical and accusatory tone that has typified your recent emails has been replaced by one of contrition. I am well aware that this transaction is not "a childish play", thank you very much. The success of this transaction is extremely important to Miss Sahili and I, and I do not need to be reminded of its importance by a mere security company official such as yourself. And before you go accusing me of acting childishly, kindly remind yourself that it is not I who has been scurrying from one MoneyGram agent to another in a pathetically futile attempt to get your hands on my money. The local postmistress assured me that collecting money that had been transferred via MoneyGram was so easy that even a child could do it. You appear to have proved her wrong. I have had a very busy weekend looking after our German guests. It has been terribly exhausting, constantly having to make an effort not to mention the war. I did slip up and mention it once, but I think I got away with it. Despite my state of exhaustion after the stresses and strains of the weekend, I am going to leave the hotel after breakfast to cancel the MoneyGram transfer I made last week. I will then travel to my bank and ask my bank manager, Nat West, for advice on how best to get the money to you. My nearest Western Union agent is about twenty miles away, so if I can find an alternative way of getting the money to you I will do so. I will get back to you when I return from the bank. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM VIGA ASSISTANCE SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN Sent: Mon, 05 Sep 2005 11:47:52 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Mr Gilbert Murray, We received your mail and we heard what you said that your postmistress have assured you that MoneyGram is the easiest way to collect money. Of course she is right but she did not send the money in the MoneyGram after we have went to so many MoneyGram offices. You should understand that I am not begging you to send any money to me or for my own use, rather I want to assist you and your partner Miss Scolla Sahili so that our representing attorney will help you people to obtain all the necessary documents. I don't see the reason for you making such a statement that I want to receive your money. Try to go back to the MoneyGram and sort things back to them and resend the money through Western Union. If you need an account number we will forward it to you so that you will send it through an account number but you should understand that an account will take some days before it will clear from the bank. I will advise you to send it through Western Union as soon as possible with the former name which we forwarded to you. Thanks for your co-operation, Dr Kone Mohammed From: Scolla Sahili To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM SCOLLA Sent: Mon, 05 Sep 2005 12:37:07 +0200 (CEST) My Dear Gilbert Murray, Thanks for your mail and I heard what you said that you are going to meet your bank in order to know what to do in order to send the money to the security company. Try to do so as soon as possible so that we can proceed in this transaction. I am worried about the whole situation and the way things are going in this transaction. I don't like it. You should withdraw the money from the MoneyGram and send it through Western Union money transfer. I hope that your servant stupid Manuel is causing the whole problem in this transaction. You should do as I told you in order to send the money through Western Union. If you send the money to them try to let me know. Thanks and God bless you, Scolla From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed; Cc: Scolla Sahili Subject: I have transferred the money to Miss Kalu again Sent: Mon, 05 Sep 2005 12:05:39 Mohammed, You will no doubt be pleased to hear that I have transferred the money to Miss Kalu again. As my nearest Western Union agent is some distance away, I went to see my bank manager and asked him for his advice on the best way to transfer the money to your secretary. As soon as he heard that I wanted to transfer money to the Ivory Coast, he suggested that I use something called the Guaranteed International Money Provision Service - or GIMPS for short. He told me that his son did some work for an international aid agency in the Ivory Coast the other year, and that he regularly transferred money to him via GIMPS. It's a small world, isn't it Mohammed? I'd never heard of GIMPS before, but Nat West assured me that all of the major banks in the Ivory Coast are members of the GIMPS network, and he tells me that it's very easy to use. It's very like MoneyGram and Western Union, in fact. All Miss Kalu will need to do is to go to a bank and ask the cashier for a GIMPS form. She needs to fill out the form with the information I am about to give you, answer a simple test question, and the cashier will give her the money, in cash and in a currency of her choice, immediately. Here is the information Miss Kalu will need to get hold of the money: Sender's name: Gilbert Arnold Murray Recipient's name: Miss Ugomma Uchechi Kalu Amount: 700 GIMPS code: 22G-67T-874G Test question: Don't mention what? Answer: The war To make things even easier for Miss Kalu, I have attached a scanned copy of the GIMPS receipt to this email. I don't think she actually needs this in order to collect the money, but I thought it would be worth sending it to you in any case. It might also be worth her while taking along some form of identification, such as a passport or a driving licence. Incidentally, when I called into the post office to cancel the MoneyGram transfer I made last week, the postmistress was at a complete loss to explain why you had been unable to pick up the money. The transfer was definitely in the system. She reckons that your local MoneyGram agents must be completely useless. Please let me know as soon as Miss Kalu has collected the money. I am hoping that we can manage to avoid any more delays this week: they are becoming extremely tiresome. Best regards, Gilbert Murray PS. Why on earth didn't you tell me before that I could simply transfer the money into your bank account? That would have been far simpler and you knew I was going to the bank this morning. Oh well, it's too late for that now that I've transferred the money via GIMPS.  From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: Mohammed's secretary should be able to collect the money immediately Sent: Mon, 05 Sep 2005 12:07:03 Dear Miss Sahili, How are you, my dear girl? Keeping well, I hope. As you will have seen from the email I just sent to Mohammed and copied to you, I have cancelled the MoneyGram transfer and transferred the money to his secretary using a system that has been recommended by my bank manager, so Miss Kalu should be able to collect the money immediately. Please don't worry yourself, my dear girl. Mohammed and his useless secretary may have managed to foul up this transaction so far, but having taken my bank manager's advice, I am now confident that we will be able to make some real progress this week. And don't worry about Manuel causing us any problems. After the problems he caused me with the local builders, I'm keeping him well away from this whole affair. I am expecting good news from Mohammed later today. I will let you know as soon as he tells me that his secretary has collected the money. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed Subject: Has Miss Kalu collected the money yet? Sent: Mon, 05 Sep 2005 16:37:11 Mohammed, What's going on over there, man? Has Miss Kalu collected the money yet? Hours have passed since I told you that I'd transferred the money, so I can only presume that she has picked up the money and that your lawyer is now hard at work drafting that power of attorney for us. You must keep me informed of what's going on at your end, Mohammed. I'm champing at the bit here, waiting for us to make some real progress, and my business partner Miss Sahili is also keen to see things move forward with speed. With this in mind, kindly get back to me immediately with an update on the situation. There is work to be done, and this is no time for you to be sitting back in your wicker chair and toying with your paperclips while indulging in idle fantasies about the contents of your secretary's undergarments. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: STOP FOOLING YOURSELF FROM VIGA Sent: Tue, 06 Sep 2005 10:23:33 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Mr Gilbert Murray, Stop fooling yourself. You did not send any money to us and you are taking this transaction as a joke. There is nothing like this GIMPS here in Cote D'Ivoire. If you don't want to follow our instruction in order to send the money through Western Union, stop further communication with us. Thanks, Dr Kone Mohammed From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed Subject: How dare you be so insolent to me? Sent: Tue, 06 Sep 2005 10:28:32 Mohammed, I have just read your last email. How dare you be so insolent to me, you grubby little man? I am the man who is paying your wages in this transaction - and those of your lawyer as well - so I would ask you to address me with a modicum of courtesy and respect. And how dare you suggest that I have not sent you any money? I have transferred money to you twice now, using two different internationally-recognised systems of money transfer: MoneyGram and GIMPS. And yet for some reason you have failed to collect the money on both occasions. What is wrong with you, for God's sake? What are you playing at over there? My bank manager told me that GIMPS was accepted by all of the major banks in the Ivory Coast. Have you actually shifted your no doubt considerable backside out of your chair and gone to visit a bank with your secretary? You can't have done, otherwise you would have the money in your hands by now. How many banks did you try, for God's sake? If anyone is "taking this transaction as a joke" as you put it, it would appear to be you, my man. I have been bending over backwards here to try and get this transaction moving, yet I have been met with nothing but a staggering level of either indolence or incompetence - or quite possibly both - from your end, accompanied by a succession of whining emails in which you consistently attempt to place the blame for your own inadequacies at my door. Well it won't do, Mohammed, do you understand? I have very nearly had enough of this. If you ask me, you need to take a long hard look at your disastrous performance in this transaction up until now, and buck your ideas up. Seeing as you and your secretary are obviously incapable of collecting money that has been sent via a simple system such as MoneyGram and GIMPS, I am loathe to attempt to send you the money via Western Union. How am I to know that you won't cock that up as well and waste even more of our precious time? You said that you could send me details of your bank account. I suggest that you do so immediately, so that I can transfer the money directly into it. Why you didn't do this in the first place is completely beyond me. It would have saved us a lot of time. Send me your bank account details. It may take a couple of days for the money to be transferred, but that way, nothing can possibly go wrong. Get back to me immediately with your bank account details and I will transfer the money into it. Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: Mohammed has failed to pick up the money again! Sent: Tue, 06 Sep 2005 10:32:39 Dear Miss Sahili, As you are probably aware, that idiot Mohammed has failed to pick up the money yet again! I sent him the money via GIMPS yesterday, but he sent me a very rude email first thing this morning, claiming that there was no such thing as GIMPS in the Ivory Coast! That's plainly ridiculous: my bank manager assured me that all of the major banks in the Ivory Coast were members of the GIMPS network. If you ask me, Mohammed and his useless secretary probably haven't tried very hard to collect the money. They've probably just shuffled round the block to the nearest backstreet money lender, rather than taking the time to go to a proper bank. I am sure you will agree, my dear girl, that the incompetence of this man is unbelievable. I do wish that your late mother had had the foresight to entrust her fortune to a security company that wasn't entirely staffed by educationally subnormal cretins, like this one appears to be. Never mind. I have instructed Mohammed to send me details of his bank account so that I can transfer the money directly into it. That way, there is no way for Mohammed to foul things up. I can only apologise for the way in which Mohammed is delaying this transaction, my dear girl. I am sure that you are finding it just as annoying as I am. Hopefully once Mohammed sends me his bank account details we can get things moving properly at long last. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: ACCOUNT INFORMATION FROM VIGA Sent: Tue, 06 Sep 2005 16:33:22 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Sir, We received your mail and we heard what you said that we should forward you account details information in order to make the payment as soon as possible. Below is the account number: Bank account details Name: ATTOBRAT MOULOUBRA CLEMENTINE Name of bank: BIAO-CI Account: 22834341708X Swift code: BIAOCIAXXX If you make the payment try to forward us the payment slip and you should update us the exactly date the money will be cleared from our account. Thanks for your co-operation. Dr Kone Mohammed From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed; Cc: Scolla Sahili Subject: At last, we are getting somewhere Sent: Tue, 06 Sep 2005 15:56:17 Mohammed, Thank you for your email. At last, we are getting somewhere. Now that I have the details of your bank account I will be able to transfer the 700 directly into it and there will be no scope whatsoever for you or your secretary to mess things up. Actually, I've just had another look at the account details you've sent me. This isn't your bank account, is it Mohammed? And it doesn't appear to be your corporate bank account either; surely the name of your corporate account would be "Viga Assistance Security Finance Company" or something like that. Who or what is this "Attobrat Mouloubra Clementine" that you want me to transfer the money to? I insist that you explain who this person is. I'm not transferring money to someone I've never heard of before... especially not to someone who appears to be named after a fruit. That would just be stupid. Get back to me with an explanation of who on earth this is. If you can get back to me today with a satisfactory explanation, I will travel into town first thing tomorrow morning and arrange to transfer the money. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM VIGA ASSISTANCE SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN Sent: Tue, 06 Sep 2005 17:24:14 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Mr Gilbert Murray, We received your mail and we noted your question about the account number which we sent to you. The account was provided by the chairman of our company and we have been using this account for receiving money from our clients here in Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire. You should proceed to transfer the money immediately. Thanks for your co-operation. Dr Kone Mohammed From: Scolla Sahili To: Gilbert Murray Subject: ARE YOU REALLY SURE THAT YOU WANT TO ASSIST ME IN THIS TRANSACTION FROM SCOLLA Sent: Tue, 06 Sep 2005 17:53:48 +0200 (CEST) My Dear Gilbert Murray, I received all your mails and you are asking about the account number which the security company forwarded to you in order to send the money to them. There is no problem about the name of the account whether it is VIGA or not the most important thing is to give you the account to send the money to them in order to obtain the documents. Are you really sure that you want to help me in this transaction? The way you are asking questions. I don't like the way you are behaving in this transaction. You requested an account to send the money to the security and they have forwarded you an account number. Now you are asking them another question. If you are not ready to assist me in this transaction you better let me know so that I will look for another person to assist me in this transaction. I am not feeling OK because of the way things are going in this transaction. If is your wish to assist me in this transaction you better transfer the money to them. You have been keeping one question from one question to another because of 700. You should consider my present condition here in Abidjan, Cote D'Ivoire and also the huge amount of fund involved in this transaction is not something to be joking with. If you transfer the money to the security company try to let me know. I am waiting to hear from you soonest. Thanks and God bless you, Scolla From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: Don't worry about a thing, my dear girl Sent: Wed, 07 Sep 2005 09:21:22 Dear Miss Sahili, I have just read the email you sent to me yesterday. You sounded quite upset. Mind you, that doesn't surprise me: I've been upset too at the way in which Mohammed and his useless secretary have managed to foul up everything in this transaction so far. But please don't worry about a thing, my dear girl. Now that Mohammed has sent me details of his chairman's bank account, I will transfer the money into it this morning. Don't worry, my dear girl. We'll get this consignment released from the security company before too long. You'll see. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed Subject: I will transfer the money this morning Sent: Wed, 07 Sep 2005 09:24:51 Mohammed, So, this Clementine fellow is your chairman, is he? Marvellous. I trust that he's got a bit more going on upstairs than you or your secretary seem to have. I will travel to the bank this morning and transfer the money into your chairman's account. Await my next email. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed; Cc: Scolla Sahili Subject: I have transferred the money into your chairman's bank account Sent: Wed, 07 Sep 2005 11:04:35 Mohammed, As you will see from the attached receipt, I have transferred the money into your chairman's bank account. My bank advised me that the transfer will take a few days to go through. However, given the delays we have experienced already in this transaction, I was hoping that your lawyer would be able to start work on the power of attorney straight away. Do you think this will be possible? After all, nothing can possibly go wrong now, can it? Also, despite me having asked you on numerous occasions, you still have not let me know whether you have a collecting centre in Torquay where I will be able to pick up the consignment at the end of this transaction. Please advise. Best regards, Gilbert Murray  From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM VIGA ASSISTANCE SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN Sent: Wed, 07 Sep 2005 17:34:59 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Sir, We received your mail and we heard what you said that you have made the transfer to the account number we forwarded to you. We have to wait until the money arrived and clear from the account before our lawyer will proceed to obtain the two documents. If you are sure that you send money in the account, you should update us the exactly date the money will be cleared from the account number. Thanks, Dr Kone Mohammed From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed; Cc: Scolla Sahili Subject: We need to make arrangements for the collection of the consignment Sent: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 09:48:19 Mohammed, You have asked me for the precise date on which the money will appear in your chairman's account. If you had read my last email properly, you would already know that my bank told me that the transfer would take a few days. They could not say exactly how long it would take; apparently this depends to a large extent upon the efficiency of your chairman's bank. I suggest that you ask your chairman to start checking his account on a daily basis next week to see if the money has been transferred. Now then, we need to make arrangements for the collection of this consignment. I have lost count of the number of times I have asked you if you have a collection centre in Torquay. Why are you not answering my questions? I can't work out if you're being rude or if you're just ignorant. Either way, this won't do. We have arrangements to make. So that I can start to make plans, I would appreciate it if you could provide me with answers to the following questions by return:
I look forward to hearing from you by return. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Scolla Sahili To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FROM SCOLLA Sent: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 12:26:43 +0200 (CEST) My Dear Gilbert Murray, I received your mail and I read your mail very carefully and I understood that you did not take the transaction serious and why are you mentioning my chairman's bank account? I am not feeling comfortable with that statement and Dr Kone Mohammed called me yesterday and showed me that payment slip which you sent to him and he told me that this is not a payment slip and the payment slip did not have any bank stamp and it is not genuine and after I cross-checked the payment slip with other peoples' payment slips it shows that your own is not genuine. You should be wasting your time to writing to me hence you know that you are not trustworthy and honest and serious in this transaction and you are not following the instructions of Dr Kone Mohammed to send the money through Western Union. Up till now you are doing your own way. Thanks. From: Gilbert Murray To: Scolla Sahili Subject: I am confused and hurt by your email Sent: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 11:46:57 Dear Miss Sahili, I have just read the last email you sent me and I have to say, my dear girl, that I am confused. Mind you, I don't seem to be the only one who's confused around here. What do you mean when you say that you are "not feeling comfortable" when I refer to the chairman of Mohammed's security company? Mohammed gave me details of his chairman's bank account. That's who I'm referring to. So what are you on about, my dear girl? Is the heat getting to you? And what is all this nonsense about the payment slip I sent to you not being genuine? Of course it's genuine: it's as genuine as that certificate of deposit you sent me the other week. On the subject of payment slips, I was intrigued to hear that you had cross-checked it against other peoples' payment slips. How many other people have you persuaded to send you money, Miss Sahili? I thought I was the only one helping you out here. You haven't gone behind my back and got someone else involved in this business, have you? I do hope not. And what is this rubbish about me not following Mohammed's instructions? He asked me to transfer the money via MoneyGram, so I did so. He asked me to transfer the money into his chairman's bank account, so I did so. The problems we have encountered in the course of this transaction have not been of my doing, my dear girl. I have followed Mohammed's instructions to the letter. It's his incompetence that has been to blame for these delays. You appear to be doubting my integrity and my honesty, Miss Sahili. I find this most hurtful. I am trying to help you, my dear girl. To what do I owe this insult? I can say with my hand on my heart that I am as honest a person as you are. The 700 is on its way to the bank account that Mohammed asked me to transfer it to. Let us wait until the money arrives. That will prove my honesty and integrity to you. In the meantime, I feel that you owe me an apology: you have hurt my feelings. Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed Subject: What have you been telling my business partner? Sent: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 14:33:27 Mohammed, I received an email from my business partner, Miss Sahili, this morning. She tells me that you've been making some rather nasty insinuations about me. To be specific, she tells me that you've told her that the bank transfer receipt I sent you is fake. What on earth are you playing at, man? For one thing, what possible reason would I have for sending you a fake receipt? I have better things to do than to play kiddies' games with the likes of you. And for another thing, where do you get off, spreading completely unfounded rumours about my reliability, trustworthiness and honesty? I have my reputation to think about, Mohammed. If word of any of your malicious rumours got back to the Lincolnshire Hoteliers' Association, I could be in a very sticky situation indeed. I'm hoping to be elected to the ruling council next year, and rumours like the ones you are spreading could scupper my chances of being elected. I've a good mind to consult my lawyer, Welsby, about this. I could sue you for defamation of character or libel or something. So just you watch your mouth, do you hear me? I demand an apology from you, Mohammed. I've never been so insulted in all my life. Wait until that money is transferred into your chairman's bank account. Then we'll see if that bank transfer receipt is genuine or not. Gilbert Murray From: Dr Kone Mohammed To: Gilbert Murray Subject: INFORMATION FROM VIGA ASSISTANCE SECURITY COMPANY ABIDJAN Sent: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:15:56 +0200 (CEST) Attention to Mr Gilbert Murray. Dear Gilbert Murray, This is to inform you to recall your money back from the account number which you sent to us. We are not interested in your money and your transaction. After we have discussed in the board meeting we found out that you are insulting us in this transaction. We have told your partner to look for another person to help her because you are not the right person and you are not straightforward. Try to recall your money back from the bank and stop further communication with us. Thanks, Dr Kone Mohammed From: Gilbert Murray To: Dr Kone Mohammed; Scolla Sahili Subject: You are a fraud! Sent: Fri, 09 Sep 2005 09:44:49 "Miss Sahili"/"Mohammed", So, you have just found out that I have been insulting you in this transaction, have you? You must have had to gather your finest minds together to come to that conclusion. And you say that you're not interested in my money? That's strange: you were interested in it enough last week to travel backwards and forwards to the MoneyGram office like a complete fool, and to travel from bank to bank in a vain attempt to find one that would cash the GIMPS receipt I sent you. What has changed things since then? Mind you, your discovery that I have been insulting you in this transaction is nothing compared to what I found out this morning. I have just returned from town, where I visited my lawyer, Welsby, in order to discuss the possibility of suing you for libel and defamation of character. I explained the whole situation to Welsby, and he asked to see copies of the emails that you had sent me, which I had printed out and taken with me. Welsby examined the emails carefully - both your own emails and those that Miss Sahili had sent to me. Imagine my shock and horror when Welsby pronounced that in his opinion you were not in fact a director of a security company, and that you were in fact nothing but a detestable little conman! I asked Welsby to justify the conclusion he had reached. He explained to me that in order to be a director of a security company, one would probably have to be considerably better educated than you obviously are. He also pointed out that a director of a security company would probably have a good deal more common sense than you, and that it would be highly unlikely that someone of that calibre would have wasted so much of their time going back to the MoneyGram office like an idiot, or going from bank to bank in an attempt to find one that accepted GIMPS. To add to my shock, Welsby pointed out that the emails that had been sent to me by you and "Miss Sahili" shared a number of striking similarities: the same atrocious spelling, the same appalling grammar, the same wheedling, whining tone. Welsby pronounced that in all probability, you and "Miss Sahili" are actually one and the same person: some grubby little criminal sitting in an internet cafe trying to con honest people like myself out of our hard-earned cash. Well, as soon as I heard this, I went straight to the bank and cancelled that bank transfer I made the other day. The 700 is now safely back in my possession. I can only be thankful that you have proved yourself to be too hideously stupid to get your hands on my money. Shame on you, "Mohammed". Have you no common decency? Anyway, you will be pleased to hear that Welsby has a brother who works in the anti-fraud department of Interpol, and he has forwarded all of your details onto him. I am confident that it won't be long before you find yourself where you belong: behind bars, where hopefully you will be forced to share a cell with a large, violent man called Bubba who will force you to be his sexual plaything. Still, things could be worse: you could be a guest in my hotel. Gilbert Murray Copyright 2003-2025 www.gilbertmurray.co.uk. All rights reserved. Copyright notice |
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