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The Vicar III (part 6 of 6)Click here to view the previous part of this scambust, or click here to view the beginning of the scambust. From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: Who is this Mr Cole? Sent: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 13:20:27 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, Who is this Mr Cole you are telling me about? I thought Mr Anderson was your contact in London. He is the one who contacted me. You are confusing me now. May the Good Lord make all things clear. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Listen to my instructions in CHRIST NAME Sent: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 13:23:19 GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, I don't know this MR GEORGE ANDERSON that contacted you with the proposition of the claim of the said fund. What I want you to do is that you inform him that you will get back to him later so once the fund in Togo here reaches your end we or you can then proceed with him. Don't make mistake to meet him and give him the 16,000. I hope you can believe and trust that I cannot lie to you. I don't know this said MR GEORGE ANDERSON. I will like you to bear with me and listen to my instruction. I said so because of the same CHRIST that we are serving. I want you to promise me in the name of OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST that you will listen to my instruction concerning the message sent to you by this said MR GEORGE ANDERSON. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: In CHRIST I need your full supports Sent: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 14:18:55 GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, I understand that the blood of Christ will guide the success of the total completion of this transaction. As a fellow Christian brother, can you accept if I instruct you in the name of OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST to inform this Mr George Anderson that he should wait till on the 10th December 2004 so that you can be chanced and financially fit to handle his proposal? Would you promise to do this in the name of OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST? I want you to accept and I have reasons for this:
I want you to think over this and act without delay and in Christ's name. HE will guide us towards the orderliness and success of the receipt of our said fund in your possession during the weekend. MR STEVEN COLE is the right person to be contacted for the delivery of the 16,000 today or tomorrow. I will like you to send him a message right away. He will reply to you once he closes from the office today. There is no doubt in the recent contact person. Christ will take control. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: Don't worry. Mr Anderson has explained everything Sent: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 14:29:47 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, Thank you for your emails, Don't worry, my dear chap. I have to say that I found this whole matter extremely confusing, but after talking the matter over with Mr Anderson, he has explained everything. You will be pleased to hear that we have made arrangements to meet up on Monday in London. Mr Anderson has assured me that as soon as he receives the 16,000 from me, he will contact his relatives in Togo and get them to give the equivalent amount of money in local currency to Mr Micheal. I knew we would get everything sorted out sooner or later. Do you want to pass the good news on to Mr Micheal, or shall I? May Jesus bless both you and Mr Anderson for your trouble. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray PS. Mr Anderson speaks very highly of you. I have to say, I had no idea that you played polo or that you collected butterflies. One learns something new every day. From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: I command the devil and his devilish instruments to perish, in JESUS NAME. Amen Sent: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 15:01:05 GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, For Christ sake, I don't know this Anderson at all and I will not like you to transact with him in the HOLY name of OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST, because he's a big liar. Where did he know me? When did I instruct him to meet you and collect 16,000 from you? Please, it's ungodly for me to be swearing I would have done it. For Christ sake, I will like you to inform the said Anderson that you are not interested in his money and he should stop contacting you. I want you to understand that with the WISDOM from OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST, this $25 million is enough for our evangelism. I don't want you to look into the $14 million proposed to you by this liar Anderson!!!!!!!! Oh CHRIST, can you switch on your eternal light to this confusion and shame the said Anderson that is impersonating on my identity. For CHRIST sake, listen to me. Give the devil a complete red card for him to leave the cut for our successful EVENGELICAL MATCH!!!!!!! OH CHRIST THE ONLY AND HOLY BELOVETH, can you please do something at this confusing period? Can you please plug the wings of the devil and shower the perishing ammunition on to him? To God is the power and the solution to our problems (confusion). I want YOU, THE ONLY AND HOLY SON OF HIM, to switch on eternal light to our problems caused by this devilish instrument. Would YOU look at him to waylay YOUR reverends? I trust YOU, YOUR BLOOD will scare him. Wake up, check youself, go into deep prayers and ask for OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST to take CONTROL. Command the devil to leave our ways. We are the SON of the OWNER; we have the ETERNAL COMMAND!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yours faithfully, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: Mr Anderson told me you would say that Sent: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 15:44:41 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, I see that you are playing a little game with your old friend Mr Anderson: Mr Anderson told me that the two of you go back for years, and that each time you meet up you play this little game with him where you pretend not to know him. Mr Anderson told me that because of this little game that the two of you play, you would deny all knowledge of him to me, in the same way that Judas denied all knowledge of our Lord Jesus Christ. Not that I am comparing you to Judas, my dear chap. I think it is very sweet of you to play this little game with each other. However, you can't fool me; thanks to your old friend Mr Anderson, I am wise to the little games the two of you play. I know that you have known each other from childhood and are actually the best of friends. Mr Anderson told me a charming little story about an incident that happened to you when you both in your childhood. He told me that you two little boys had two little toys: each had a wooden horse. He said that gaily you played on a summer's day, warriers both of course. He said that one little chap (you) had a mishap and broke off his horse's head. You wept for your toy, but then cried with joy when you heard what Mr Anderson said: "Do you think I could leave you crying," he told me he said, "when there's room on my horse for two? Climb up behind and stop your crying, we'll mend up your horse with glue. When we grow up we'll both be soldiers, and our horses will not be toys, and maybe you will remember when we were two little boys." What a charming story. I have to tell you, Reverend Oshimolowo, that I nearly wept when I read your old friend's email. I must say, my dear chap, I was most impressed by your last email. If you are able to put so much vigour and emotion into your emails, your sermons must be something to behold. The Church of England could do with more men like you. If you ever think of applying, do let me know: I may be able to put in a good word for you. May the Good Lord smile upon you and your childhood friend Mr Anderson with benevolence and love. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray PS. Mr Anderson sends his best regards. From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, can't you comprehend along with me?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sent: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 19:40:37 PRAISE BE TO CHRIST AND GREETINGS TO YOU IN HIS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, I am with Christ for ever and ever. I pray for the removal and destruction of the hand and plans of the devil in this transaction. I am not coming back to the relationship that the said liar Anderson, and I cannot force you to believe that I don't know him. I want you to trust what I am telling you with the name of the ONLY AND HOLY SON OF GOD that shed HIS BLOOD because of our survival. I am confused that Satan can stay between the two EVANGELICAL pillars and be acting in believable chameleon ways. I trust the HOLY GHOST will switch on the eternal light for you to know and understand that what I am telling you about this devilish (material) Anderson is the Gospel truth. To CHRIST the control of the universe, and I pray to HIM so that HE can guide our gospel transaction that is unrest just few hours ago. Mr Steven Cole contacted me 45 minutes ago that he has just closed and will contact you any moment from now, I will wait to hear from you your conclusion with him about tomorrow's appointment. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: Are you trying to tell me that you don't know Mr Anderson? Sent: Thu, 25 Nov 2004 20:28:47 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, I am getting more and more confused by the minute. Are you trying to tell me that you don't know Mr Anderson? Are you trying to tell me that Mr Anderson is lying to me? Are you trying to tell me that Mr Anderson made up that heart-warming story about you two little boys with your two little toys? Is this what you are trying to tell me? May Jesus shed some holy light on this murky situation. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: HOLY SPIRIT WILL TAKE CONTROL Sent: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 08:27:26 PRAISE TO HIM, GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, In HIM I trust to settle all my problems and confusion. No worldly explanation can do it but HIM. I trust my God for HIS power over the universe and its contents, hallelujah. I will like you to pray over the confusion. As a man of GOD you must be revealed the truth of this matter. I don't know this Anderson. I want you to bear with me in the HOLY NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST. I cannot be competing with him, but CHRIST will do that on my behalf in your mind. Wake up and let the HOLY SPIRIT reveal to you the lies from this Anderson. The devil is with several agents and glittering instruments, but I trust that the HOLY SPIRIT in you will not be deceived, no matter the sweet imaginary stories of Anderson. In JESUS name I voiced out that I don't know this Anderson and I will like the HOLY SPIRIT to support me in this. Hope you received a message from Mr Steven Cole, as he promised to send you a message yesterday after closing. Please, to shame the evil plans of Satan, I will like you to conclude this transaction today by meeting Mr Steven Cole and delivering the 16,000 to him so that I can tender it to the lawyer, and for him to acquire the said documents so that the consignment can be delivered to you this weekend. As planned before, I informed the lawyer James Micheal that I will give him the money yesterday, but as "MAN PROPOSED GOD DISPOSED". I went to him again and told him that it was not possible, but I will contact him today, but he should have it in mind that it will be possible today, because once you give the 16,000 to Mr Steven Cole today he will call his people here in Togo and I will collect the equivalent amount from them and tender it to the lawyer for the acquiring of the documents. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: Let me get this straight Sent: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 09:52:28 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, I am now more confused than ever. Let me get this straight. You are telling me that you don't know Mr Anderson, that you have never met Mr Anderson, that Mr Anderson never mended your little wooden horse with glue, and that everything Mr Anderson says is a lie. I don't understand. Why would he lie to me like this? You told me yesterday that I would be contacted by someone in London, and sure enough, Mr Anderson contacted me straight away. When I responded to him and explained about the 16,000, he told me that he would be only too happy to meet me and take it off my hands. Why would he lie to me if he is an old friend of yours? In contrast, I have not heard a thing from the other person you have been talking about, Steven Cole. He has not sent me any emails. What should I do, Reverend Oshimolowo? Advise me, please. I am relying on you to bring some clarity to this situation. May the Good Lord help us all to do the correct thing in his eyes. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray PS. How are your two porpoises, by the way? I trust they are settling into their new home nicely. Tell me, how large are they? You must get through an awful lot of fish. From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Dear Godly Rev Gilbert Murray, reason along with me, for CHRIST sake Sent: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 10:52:12 PRAISES TO HIM, GREETINGS TO YOU IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, Please, if you can accept with me, the mistake comes from you. In the name of OUR LORD CHRIST the reasons are:
I want you to understand that I am telling you the gospel truth. I don't have a second meeting with this said Anderson. I said this in the name of OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST that can be my witness, and HE will make things clear to you sooner. I am embarrassed with the intervention of Anderson, but I trust that CHRIST will take control. He will touch his mind and he will tell you the truth. I want you to do something. Kindly inform Anderson that it's not that you will not assist him to claim his said fund, but you understand that I did not recommend him to collect the 16,000 from you. You can ask him if you are not yet convinced that I don't know this said Anderson, nor sent him to contact you. I am praying on it and I trust Christ HE will switch on a light on the confusion, and the lies of Anderson will be discovered which will show you that if you accept to assist him to claim his said fund there must be risk, and it will be disgraceful for me and you to be disgraced by this devil. We have to be careful. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Reason along with me, in CHRIST NAME. Amen Sent: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 11:01:54 PRAISES TO HIM. GREETINGS TO YOU IN JESUS NAME. Dear Beloveth Rev Gilbert Murray, Please for Christ sake, reason along with me. Supposing I recommended him to collect the 16,000 from you, wouldn't he have introduced himself and contacted you with the message that I recommended him, to contact you to collect 16,000 from you before sending his proposal to you? For CHRIST SAKE, reason along with me. Anderson is a devil that wants to delay this transaction, but I have faith that he's a liar he will perish, because the book of GOD said that: BLESSING or PERISH. I don't have a second of interaction with this Anderson. I voice it out in the name of our LORD JESUS CHRIST. I want you to trust my words. I have nothing than to tell you the gospel reality. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Dear Godly Rev Gilbert Murray, reason along with me, for CHRIST sake Sent: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 11:13:13 PRAISES TO HIM. GREETINGS TO YOU IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, Wait for the recommended message from Mr Steven Cole. This is the contact of Steven Cole: acvedsag@yahoo.com. The phone number is +44 7946041162. He must contact you by the special grace of our LORD JESUS CHRIST. Slow and steady make the race. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: Are you telling me that Mr Anderson is a thief? Sent: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 11:24:52 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, I think I am beginning to understand what you are trying to tell me now, my dear fellow. Are you telling me that Mr Anderson is a thief? Are you telling me that Mr Anderson has nothing to do whatsoever with our transaction? Are you telling me that if I met up with Mr Anderson on Monday as I have arranged and gave him my 16,000, he would not pass it on to Mr Micheal, but would instead pocket it and keep it for himself? I have to say, Reverend Oshimolowo, it shocks to me to think that someone would be capable of such a gross deception... to attempt to deceive a member of the clergy and steal 16,000 from them... to attempt to steal all of the money that my devoted parishioners have diligently collected in order to ensure that my unusually large organ can be restored to its former glory. What kind of man would do such a thing? What kind of base, disgusting, low-life no-good criminal could possibly conceive of such a wicked plan? Only a despicable, foul, repellant, revolting, fetid, loathsome ghoul would ever consider such a vile course of action. I think it's terrible, I really do, Reverend Oshimolowo. It just goes to show, you just can't trust anyone these days. Well, at least I know that I can trust you, my dear fellow. I shall contact Mr Anderson immediately and cancel Monday's meeting. I shall also inform him that his soul is going straight to Hell when he dies. Do not pass go, do not collect 16,000. Straight to Hell for him. Ah, we are indeed fortunate men, Reverend Oshimolowo. Is it not comforting to know that while the evil Mr Anderson's soul burns in the ceaseless furnaces of Hell for all eternity, you and I will be sitting happily on a cloud together plucking harps all day long? So, what should I do next, my dear fellow? I still have not heard a peep from Mr Cole. What is our next step? May the Good Lord consign the souls of all sinners to ETERNAL HELLFIRE AND DAMNATION, especially those that attempt to DEFRAUD A MEMBER OF THE CLERGY. I am sure you would agree. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: I have broken off contact with Mr Anderson Sent: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 14:29:55 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, I have broken off contact with Mr Anderson. I confronted him and told him what you had said about him. I must say, he did not take it very well. He said some rather unpleasant things about you. To be specific, he told me that you were a "stupid mugu guyman" (whatever that means), that your mother was a goat, that your father was a baboon, and that you spent your spare time copulating with male water buffalos. His insults towards you got worse and worse. When I got to the sentence that accused your ancestors of indulging in sexual intercourse with their own parents, the torrent of abuse towards you started to make me feel faint, and I simply could not read any more. In the end I deleted his email without reading the rest of it. What an uncouth chap. Anyway, my dear fellow, now that this unfortunate piece of unpleasantness is out of the way, we are free to continue with our transaction. Mr Cole still has not contacted me. What should I do? May Jesus forgive Mr Anderson for using such foul language about you. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: PRAISES TO HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HALLELLUJAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sent: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 19:50:38 PRAISES! PRAISES!! PRAISES!!! PRAISES!!!!PRAISES!!!!! PRAISES!!!!!! PRAISE!!!!!!! GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, I have a God that can never ever fail me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Praises to HIM THE HIGHEST, THE KING OF KINGS, THE SAVIOUR OF THE WHOLE UNVERSE, I WILL EVER!!!!! AND EVER DO YOUR WILL!!!!!!! GRANT ME THE WISDOM TO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!! TILL THE END OF MY LIFE AND CONTINUOUS WISDOM TO SPREAD YOUR TEACHINGS ROUND THE GLOBE. AMEN. I thank HIM for doing this without delay. I trust him and HE answered without delay. Praise to HIM which are not due to any being. I thank HIM for HIS eternal light to the confusion. Nothing in recompense to HIM than PRAISES. Sorry for the delay of my reply to your messages. I went into prayers towards this matter because it will be a great shame for the two of us to be arrested by the devil for hours, by planning to plant misunderstanding between us. Thanks to the HOLY GHOST. I wept happily when I received your first message to the extent that I was unable to reply you. I prayed and dozed off for some hours. With the revelation that later comes to reality, I was revealed that he is planning ahead again. He will contact you. My advice to you is just be deleting his message, but I know that even if you read it, the HOLY GHOST will guide our ways out, and shame him for ever and ever. I will like you to contact Mr Steven Cole and book an appointment with him to meet him tomorrow to give him the 16,000 so that he can instruct his family here in Togo to release the equivalent and the lawyer Micheal can have it and first thing Monday morning he will acquire the requested documents and the fund can be released for delivery to you without delay. I don't have much to say other than to praise HIM for the rest of my life. THANK YOU FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS FOR EVER AND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yours in CHRIST, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Peter Adams To: Gilbert Murray Subject: HOW AND WHEN Sent: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 12:25:29 -0800 DEAR REV GILBERT MURRAY, CALVARY GREETINGS TO YOU IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST. I AM DIRECTED TO CONTACT YOU ABOUT THE ISSUE EMANATING FROM LOME, REPUBLIC OF TOGO. I AM WAITING FOR YOUR RESPONSE ON THE MATTER. REMAIN BLESSED IN THE LORD. YOURS IN CHRIST, PASTOR PETER ADAMS TEL: 07867962522 From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: Fwd: HOW AND WHEN Sent: Fri, 26 Nov 2004 23:26:28 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, Thank you for your email. Tell me, my dear fellow, were you drunk when you wrote it? You used rather more exclamation marks than is normal. You will be pleased to hear that I have not heard back from Mr Anderson. You will not be pleased to hear that I have still not heard anything from Mr Cole. However, I received the attached email this evening from someone calling himself "Peter Adams". Do you know this chap? As well as having a different name to Mr Cole, he has provided me with a different telephone number. After the debacle that happened with Mr Anderson, I am being somewhat cautious this time, and I have not yet responded to Mr Adams' email. Tell me, my dear chap, what should I do? Should I respond to this email, or should I wait until Mr Cole contacts me? This is becoming more and more confusing as each hour goes by. Please advise what I should do. The last thing I want to do is to arrange to give my 16,000 to another crook like Mr Anderson. May Jesus prevent you from using quite so many exclamation marks in your future emails. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: CHRIST DID IT PERFECTLY AT LAST, HALLELUJAHHHHHHH!!!! Sent: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 08:58:54 PRAISES!!!!! GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, The exclamation mark signified the unlimited joy for what the HOLY GHOST did and will be doing. Everything is now clear. I received the same message you received from Pastor Peter Adams, now he's the righteous person you will deliver the 16,000 to today in LONDON. I will like you to contact him immediately and book an appointment with him because he said that he's chanced today till 12 noon, that means the delivery operation of the 16,000 have to take place today before 12 noon. This is the arrangement between him and Mr Steven Cole, because Mr Steven Cole have an impromptu conference and seeks for pardon for the incapability to appear to collect the 16,000 from you. For an introduction of the new nominee (Pastor Peter Adams), he's one of the new converted that devoted himself to Christ and with his efforts towards the evangelism, Christ arrested him with true Evangelical performances. Praise to HIM. In the future you will hear more about him and your prayerful supports for his evangelical development. Now, the code of the meeting with him. You will inform him to print out his first message to you while you also will print it out and after exchange of the same copy you deliver the 16,000 to him, nothing than that. Other conversation will be advised any other day when we shall meet together with him. I am not drunk but I am joyfully drowned. That was why I exclamated my last message. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Happy awaiting Blessed Sunday Sent: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 16:11:03 Gilbert Murray, Hope you contacted Peter Adams? I will like to hear from you. I understand that your silence is because you are preparing the sermon for tomorrow. God will bless your gospel preaching to win more souls. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: Please confirm that I should contact Peter Adams Sent: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 21:23:41 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, Thank you for your emails. I just want to be absolutely clear about things before I make contact with anyone, to ensure that I do not contact the wrong person again. After all, I do not want my 16,000 to fall into the hands of thieves and vagabonds. You told me that I was supposed to be meeting someone called Steven Cole. But this Peter Adams has contacted me instead. Are you sure he is the right person? Please confirm. Also, you mentioned in one of your emails that Mr Adams had been arrested at some point. Does this mean he is a criminal? Please explain. I will contact the man as soon as you have confirmed that he is the right person. I am sure you can appreciate my caution, after what nearly happened with Mr Anderson. May Jesus ensure that the sermon you give to your congregation tomorrow is as good as the one I wrote today. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray PS. You have not mentioned your porpoises for some time. Are they keeping well? Have you given them names? Do let me know how they are getting on. From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Peter Adams is the chosen brother by the HOLY SPIRIT Sent: Sun, 28 Nov 2004 16:13:34 PRAISES, GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear blessed Rev Gilbert Murray, Calvary greetings to you and your family. I preached PRAISES today and most were motivated and there was lots of TESTIMONIES and CONFESSES from the hidden minds. All of them seek for blessings from Christ not to return to the past, hallelujah. I said Peter Adams was arrested by the HOLY SPIRIT for the evangelism, and since then he's with Christ day and night preaching the words of God fellows hearings and lots converted because of his evangelism. I will like you to deliver the 16,000 to him. Christ has taken control by destroying the motive of Anderson, not than PRAISES to HIM? PRAISES will be my motive towards the evangelism. Once more again, the code of delivery of the 16,000 to Pastor Peter Adams is that you print his first message. Likewise he also will print it and on the delivery (meeting) point, the two of you will exchange the printed message. You go through it and deliver the 16,000 to him and depart with calvary greetings. Once he informs me that he received the 16,000 from you, he will instruct his family in Lome, Togo to give me the equivalent of 16,000 in local currency and I will deliver it to Mr Micheal to acquire the documents that is delaying the release of the fund to you in the UK. I prayed lots for you and for the immediate successful delivery of the consignment (fund) to you in the UK for our project to be concluded once and for all so that there will be immense development in the evangelism. Amen. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: I want to hear from you Sent: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 08:49:44 GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, Good day to you. How was the your Sunday services? I will like you to inform me the latest information of the meeting with Peter Adams. Yours faithfully, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Peter Adams; Cc: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: In response to your email Sent: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 10:03:27 Dear Mr Adams, I am writing in response to the email you sent me on Friday. Please excuse my delay in responding, but there was some confusion last week over who Reverend Oshimolowo was arranging for me to meet. As you are no doubt aware, we need to arrange a meeting so that I can hand over 16,000 in cash to you. You can then pass the money onto Reverend Oshimolowo, or to his barrister, James Micheal. Reverend Oshimolowo and I are keen to get things moving as soon as possible, therefore I would like to meet with you at some point this week if that is possible. Would you be able to make a meeting one lunchtime this week? Thursday and Friday would be the best days for me to travel down to London to meet you. Which day would be most suitable for you? May God bless you for helping out Reverend Oshimolowo and I. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: The arrangement is alright Sent: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 11:11:42 PRAISES, GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, Your reply to Pastor Peter Adams is OK, but I don't want you to mention the name of the lawyer to him. Just inform him to instruct his family in Togo to deliver the equivalent of the 16,000 to me in frCFA. Simple. I will like you to make proper arrangements for the meeting, but I will prefer the meeting to be on Thursday so that the lawyer can acquire the documents and the consignment (fund) can leave for your end on Friday or on Saturday. Yours faithfully, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: I will try to arrange a meeting on Thursday Sent: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 11:47:27 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, Thank you for your email. I will do my best to arrange a meeting with Mr Adams on Thursday. I do apologise for mentioning Mr Micheal's name to Mr Adams. I will not do so again. I will get back to you once Mr Adams and I have arranged a meeting and let you know the details. May the angels of the Lord play sweet music on their harps to provide your day with a musical accompaniment. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Peter Adams; Cc: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: Please forget about Reverend Oshimolowo's lawyer Sent: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 11:49:19 Dear Mr Adams, Regarding my last email to you, I must apologise for mentioning the name of Reverend Oshimolowo's lawyer to you: Reverend Oshimolowo was keen that I should not do so, for some reason. Therefore, please forget that I ever mentioned the name of the lawyer to you. I look forward to hearing from you soon, and hopefully to meeting you on Thursday lunchtime. May Jesus protect you from harm. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: All is well all the time in the name of JESUS Sent: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 14:46:16 PRAISE, GREETINGS TO YOU IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, Thanks. Christ be with you and our meeting to be sooner in the name of OUR LORD CHRIST. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: I haven't heard a word from Peter Adams Sent: Mon, 29 Nov 2004 17:22:14 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, I haven't heard a word from Peter Adams yet. Do you think everything is OK? Given the importance of our transaction, I had hoped that the fellow would deal with this matter with a touch more urgency. I'll tell you one thing, Reverend Oshimolowo, your friend Mr Anderson may well have been a lying, cheating crook, but at least he responded to my emails in good time, which is more than you can say about this Adams chap. Unfortunately my telephone is still out of order. Perhaps you could give him a bell and ask him to get back to me as quickly as possible? Let me know how you get on, there's a good fellow. May Saint Peter prevent you from having to stand in line with everyone else queueing to get into Heaven when you die; may he instead whisk you straight through the pearly gates without any holdup whatsoever at immigration. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: Still not a peep from Peter Adams Sent: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 10:02:57 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, I still have not heard a peep from Peter Adams, my dear fellow. I have to tell you, I am starting to become slightly concerned that he is not responding to my emails. I do hope he is alright. But perhaps he is not alright. Perhaps something awful has happened to him. Perhaps he has been involved in a terrible car crash and is now lying in intensive care, unable to move anything below his neck. Perhaps he has been involved in a horrific industrial accident and has lost all of his fingers, and as a result is unable to email me using the stumps that are left. Anything could have happened to the poor chap. If Mr Adams does not get back to me, how am I supposed to meet up with him on Thursday and give him the money you need to complete this transaction? Please, Reverend Oshimolowo, do whatever you can to find out whether Mr Adams is OK, and let me know what the situation is. This transaction has been going on for such a long time now, and I am anxious to get everything completed to my satisfaction. At the rate we are currently going, we will still be trying to release your consignment from the security company after Christmas. Talking of Christmas, what will you be doing to celebrate the festive season, my dear fellow? Here in Gypping in the Marsh we are busy planning our annual winter solstice celebrations. Saint Bodkin's Church is built on top of an immense ancient pagan burial mound, and the dry stone walled burial chambers and passageways of the mound are still extant beneath the church, accessible via a small trapdoor in the floor of the nave. Half an hour before sunrise on the morning of the winter solstice, I will open up the trapdoor, and together with the parish gentry, I will climb down into the old burial mound and await the rising of the sun. The old barrow is precisely aligned so that when the sun starts to rise on the winter solstice, its rays enter through a stone slot in the wall and slowly travel up the main passageway. Just as the rays of the sun reach the end of the passageway, the sun rises completely, and its rays suddenly illuminate the main burial chamber in an eerie orange glow. It is a marvellous sight, and one known to only a few people in the parish: the secret is handed down from generation to generation. It is quite amazing when you think that the barrow was originally constructed in the bronze age. I would love you to see this for yourself, my dear fellow. Do you think you would be able to make it over here for the winter solstice? If so, you would be able to take part in an ancient ritual that has been going on in Gypping in the Marsh since time immemorial. If you wished, you could even take part in the traditional sacrifice of the lamb on the altar of the church, which happens immediately after the sun has risen and we have climbed back out of the burial mound. Do let me know if you think you will be able to make it. If so, I will reserve you a place in the chamber. In view of the huge amount of money you are donating to the parish, I think you should stand in a place of honour, between myself and the 18th Earl of Gypping, who should look resplendent that morning: he will be dressed in his traditional Green Man outfit, in preparation for slaughtering the lamb on the altar. Anyway, do get back to me with news of Peter Adams. I look forward to hearing from you. May the Good Lord keep Peter Adams from harm, at least until he has collected my 16,000 and passed it on to you. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Peter Adams will meet up with the meeting, by the Grace of Christ, Amen Sent: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 15:01:38 PRAISE TO HIM ALONE, HE'S CONTROLLING THE SITUATION. Dear Beloveth Rev Gilbert Murray, Glad to hear from you, and I seek excuse for my late reply to you. Peter Adams is in good health conditions and will meet up with the meeting of lunchtime on Thursday by the special grace of God. Please think no more about Anderson. His cordiality with you was because of his evil plans. I am not judging him, but it is a matter of point, and if you can believe me, he's an enemy to the progress/development of HOLY EVANGELISM. Accept it like that. Yes, by the special grace of Christ I will be one of the celebrants, but I don't want a special seat for my presence. I will like you to permit me to sit among other co-celebrants, but I will like to participate and to serve if need be. I hope you are not offended with this choice. Peter Adams will contact you. You are supposed to understand the situations of things in London (always busy). I will like you to mail him today for him to be aware of your readiness. I called him but his phone was on answering machine. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: I will contact Peter Adams again Sent: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 16:25:52 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, Thank you for your email. I am pleased to have your reassurance that Mr Adams will be able to meet up with me on Thursday. I will send him another email and suggest a meeting time and place. I am delighted to hear that you wish to take part in our annual Gypping in the Marsh winter solstice celebrations. I can promise you a splendid day, my friend. It does mean getting up very early in the morning to get down into the bronze age burial mound in time to see the sun rise through the slot in the wall, but I promise you that it will be a sight that you will never forget. As for seating arrangements, I am afraid that the main burial chamber of the barrow beneath the church is so small that there is no room for seats; indeed, we can only fit a maximum of six people into the chamber at any one time. This is why only the gentry of Gypping in the Marsh are invited to take part in the celebration. I am only able to invite you this year because Major Frottage, who usually takes part, unfortunately died early this year (from an exceptionally bad case of friction burns). In Major Frottage's unfortunate absence, there will be just the two of us, the 18th Earl of Gypping and his wife, Conal Fomorian (the local Wicca priest) and Lady Ivana Goodheart-Fouke. You see, my friend, how fortunate you are to be invited to such a select gathering. I cannot wait to see your face at the climax of the celebration, when Mr Fomorian invokes the Morrigan. The sound of his bloodcurdling screams echoing around the burial chamber is something that will stay with you forever. Anyway, I will contact Mr Adams immediately. I will get back to you when I have heard back from him. May Jesus bless every single tile on the roof of your church. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Peter Adams; Cc: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: I would like to suggest a meeting place for Thursday lunchtime Sent: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 16:38:16 Dear Mr Adams, I was rather concerned that you had not responded to my emails, but Reverend Oshimolowo assures me that you are just busy. Busy with God's work, no doubt. Good for you. You still have not told me whether a meeting on Thursday lunchtime is suitable for you. Assuming that you will be able to make such a meeting, I would like to suggest a meeting place and time. I think it would make sense to combine our meeting with a spot of lunch. I know a marvellous little cafe in Covent Garden - the Cafe Delicious in Henrietta Street - and it would be my pleasure to treat you to a coffee and a chicken sandwich when we meet up. The cafe is on the south side of the street, next to Porter's Bar, and has a red awning. Rather than meeting inside the cafe, where it might be difficult to spot each other, I suggest that we meet on the pavement outside the cafe, under the red awning. We can then move inside in order to carry out our business over lunch and a cup of coffee. Presumably this is acceptable to you? Please confirm as soon as possible. It would also be useful if I know what you look like and what you will be wearing so that I will be able to identify you. Could you send me a photograph, or at least a description of yourself? May God bless you and your entire family. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Inform the organ installers to be at alert for the urgent installation Sent: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 18:47:08 BLESSINGS OF CHRIST TO YOU. Dear Beloveth Rev Gilbert Murray, I highly appreciate your messages to me, and the one you sent to Peter Adams is also fantastic. I appreciate your lunchtime meeting with him, but I don't want you to disclose any of our transaction to him, because once you see him you will find out that he's a Christ loving fellow, and if care is not taken, you will disclose the transaction. Not that he will ask you, but with your transparency you will like to discuss more with him and you will not be aware when you will discuss further with him. To avoid this, I will like you to inform him of your appearance (colour of your cloth and another simple description of your appearance in front of the cafeteria). About the celebration, I promise to be there by the special grace of Christ and I promise you that I accept your proposition. In spite of this, I want you to make it a point to make sure that the meeting with Peter Adams takes place on Thursday so that the consignment be delivered to you on Friday and I join you on Saturday for the continuation of our evangelical mission. Try and assure those technicians that will install the organ to be ready awaiting your order for the installation. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Pastor Peter Adams seeks for pardon, with Godly excuses Sent: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 09:27:26 PRAISE, GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, I am very glad to inform you that I heard from Pastor Peter Adams yesternight and he seeks for apologies for his silence and the excuses given were Godly. He promised to contact you by 11 or 12 pm today. I want you to prepare for the Thursday meeting. By the special grace of Christ, things will be in order. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo; Cc: Peter Adams Subject: I await Mr Adams' email Sent: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 10:45:49 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, Thank you for your email. I was becoming extremely concerned by Mr Adams' silence. I hope that Mr Adams is as good as his word and contacts me before the end of the day to confirm that he will meet me outside the Cafe Delicious tomorrow at half-past twelve as I suggested. I am not prepared to travel to London tomorrow unless I receive confirmation from him that he is going to turn up: the last thing I want to do is to be wandering around the streets of London carrying 16,000 in cash in a briefcase. London is a big city, full of criminals and ne'er do wells, and I do not want the money that has been raised by my parishioners to fall into the hands of criminals. I do hope that Mr Adams will be able to make the meeting at the time and place I suggested tomorrow. This has been going on for so long, and I really would like to get things tied up as soon as possible. After all, there are twenty-five million dollars from Liberia at stake here. May Jesus be at Mr Adams' side tomorrow and ensure that our meeting goes exactly to plan. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Christ has taken control of the arrangement. Amen Sent: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 11:52:13 ALL ARRANGEMENTS IN HIS HAND, GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, Christ have taken control of the successful meeting between you and Peter Adams. I will like you to understand that the two of you will be protected by the GLORIOUS BLOOD OF CHRIST. Amen. You will be contacted any moment from now and once you receive his message I will like you to describe your colour of dress to him and how your appearance will be. By the special grace of Christ both of you will be protected from any evil in the name of JESUS CHRIST. Yours faithfully, Rev Pastor Mattew Oshimolowo From: Peter Adams To: Gilbert Murray Subject: HE HIS ABLE Sent: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 04:50:31 -0800 DEAR REV MURRAY, CALVARY GREETINGS TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. THE WORK OF THE VINEYARD IS SO MUCH THAT THE AVAILABLE HANDS DOING IT IS VERY FEW. WE PRAY THAT OUR FATHER WILL SEND MORE PEOPLE TO WORK IN HIS VINEYARD. AT PRESENT I AM LEADING SOME GROUP OF INTERCESSOR IN SEVEN DAYS PRAYER AND I WILL TRY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO FIND THE TIME AND SEE YOU, BUT IN THE EVENT THAT I AM INDISPENSABLE I WILL ALSO LOOK FOR AN OPTION WHEREBY WE CAN MEET. I WILL LIKE THAT YOU GIVE ME YOUR DESCRIPTION, THE TYPE OF CLOTH YOU WILL PUT ON AND IF POSSIBLE YOU CAN SCAN YOUR PHOTOGRAPH AND INTO MY MAIL. HOPEFULLY OUR GOD IS ABLE AND GLORY AND ADORATION ONTO HIM. WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY AND STAY BLESS IN THE LORD. I REMAIN YOURS IN THE LORD, PASTOR PETER ADAMS From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Thanks to HIM Sent: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 14:05:16 THANKS, GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, I just received a message from Pastor Peter Adams that he has contacted you that the meeting will be OK for tomorrow. Praise be to Jesus. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Peter Adams; Cc: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: I must have your assurance that you will meet me tomorrow Sent: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 14:07:25 Dear Mr Adams, Thank you for your email. I must say, I had no idea you ran a vineyard. That must keep you very busy, what with being a pastor as well. I am surprised to hear that you need more people to work in the vineyard at this time of year though: I would have thought that the grape harvesting season was well over by now. If you have left the grapes on the vines, surely they will have been ruined by the early frosts? Tell me, what sort of wine do you produce? Red or white? Now then. You said in your email that you will "try as much as possible to find the time" to meet me. I am afraid to say that this is simply not good enough, Mr Adams. Gypping in the Marsh is a long way from London, and I do not want to make a wasted journey if you are not going to show up. I need to know for certain whether or not you will be there outside the Cafe Delicious at half-past twelve tomorrow. If you cannot give me that assurance, I will not waste my time travelling. Kindly get back to me immediately and assure me that you will be able to meet with me as planned. May God show you the proper way to run a vineyard and protect your grapes from pests and diseases. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray PS. Please stop writing your emails ENTIRELY IN CAPITAL LETTERS. As well as making them extremely difficult to read, it is rude. From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: You are assured of the meeting of tomorrow. By the grace of Christ. Amen Sent: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 15:14:16 BEST ARRANGEMENT IS BY HIM, GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, I thank Christ for the completion and conclusion of this transaction. I will like you to make up your mind and yourself for the meeting of tomorrow, 12:30 noon as your arrangement. Christ will protect us all. Amen. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo; Cc: Peter Adams Subject: Mr Adams needs to confirm that he will definitely be there Sent: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 15:49:26 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, Thank you for your email. It is all very well for you to tell me that tomorrow's meeting is assured. However, you are not the one who is having to put themselves out by travelling all the way to London tomorrow. Mr Adams has told me that he will "try as much as possible to find the time" to meet me, but he has not given me his assurance that he will definitely turn up at the allotted time. Unless Mr Adams can give me that assurance by the end of the day, I will not be travelling to London tomorrow: I am far too busy to waste my time by travelling all that way if there is even the faintest possibility that Mr Adams is not going to show up. The ball is in Mr Adams' court, and the success or failure of this transaction now rests upon his shoulders. May Jesus help Mr Adams to make the right decision, and to give me his assurance that he will turn up at the agreed meeting place at the correct time. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray
From: Gilbert Murray To: Peter Adams; Cc: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: Time is running out Sent: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 16:58:02 Dear Mr Adams, Time is running out, my dear fellow. If I do not receive your sworn assurance by the end of today that you will definitely be there to meet me outside the Cafe Delicious tomorrow lunchtime, I will not be travelling to London in the morning. Reverend Oshimolowo and I have entrusted the success of our transaction into your hands. We will both be extremely displeased if we are unable to release our $25 million from the vaults of the security company as a result of your failure to confirm our meeting tomorrow. And as we are carrying out God's work here, he probably won't be very happy either. The clock is ticking, Mr Adams. Do not let us down. May God guide you towards doing the right thing. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Peter Adams has contacted me, that the meeting is assured for tomorrow at the exact time Sent: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 18:24:17 GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, I will like you to check your mail before you go to bed this evening, but before then have it in mind that you are travelling tomorrow morning because Adams promised to reply you this evening no matter the time he arrived at home. I will like you to understand that this transaction concerned us than him and he's charged to other missions, but he has assured me that the meeting is 100% possible for tomorrow at the exact time. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: Mr Adams had better turn up Sent: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 19:31:04 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, I only hope that you are correct, my dear fellow. If I travel to London tomorrow and find that Mr Adams has not turned up, I will not be a happy man. May the Good Lord help Mr Adams find his way to our meeting place in good time. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Peter Adams Subject: What I will be wearing tomorrow Sent: Wed, 01 Dec 2004 19:34:59 Dear Mr Adams, I have just received an email from our mutual friend, Reverend Oshimolowo, informing me that you will turn up tomorrow at the allotted time and place without fail. He had better be correct: I am a busy man and I will not put up with having my time wasted. To enable you to identify me tomorrow, I will be wearing a heavy black coat and carrying a black briefcase, containing the 16,000. I shall not be wearing my vicar's dog collar; people do tend to come up to me on the street and ask for spiritual guidance when they see me in my vicar's garb, and that can be quite tiresome. Please send me details tonight of your appearance and what you will be wearing, to enable me to identify you. I look forward to meeting you tomorrow. May Jesus speed you on your way to Henrietta Street tomorrow lunchtime. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: Mr Adams had better turn up Sent: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 07:31:27 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, A quick email before I leave to catch my train to London. Despite his promise to you, Mr Adams did not send me an email last night confirming that he would be at the meeting place today. I have to say, I do not think much of people who do not keep their word. Nevertheless, I am keen to have my unusually large organ restored, so I will travel to London today anyway. But I will tell you this: Mr Adams had better be there at the meeting place at half-past twelve. I am growing tired of this business, and if he is not there to meet me, I am considering dropping this entire business, and searching for some other way of raising the money I need to spend on my magnificent organ. May God grant Mr Adams the common courtesy to respond to emails. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: In Christ I escort you and cover you with HIS blessed blood. Your ways are guided. Amen Sent: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 09:12:09 DOUBT NOT YOUR GOD, GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, I will like you to understand that Peter Adams will be at the meeting point at the exact time and Christ will be the protector over both of you and your journey will be prosperous, Amen. I don't know how the two of you arranged to identify each other but I will like you to have the cellular number (07946041162) of Peter Adams in case you are unable to identify him at the meeting point. Call him because London is a busy zone. I don't want you to have it in mind again that this transaction will not be successful. Christ has concluded and has installed the organ spiritually. It just remains manpower, and before the end of next week the organ will regain its technical and spiritual outfits, in the name of Christ. I will like you to mail me when you are in London. I will be very grateful if you can say hello to me with the London network in a cyber cafe. In Christ I escort you and cover you with HIS blessed blood. Your ways are guided. Amen. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Peter Adams To: Gilbert Murray Subject: RE: What I will be wearing tomorrow Sent: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 04:39:38 -0800 DEAR REV MURRAY, I HOPE YOU WILL NOT BE ANNOYED WITH THIS LATEST DEVELOPMENT. IT IS ALL IN THE SERVICE OF OUR SAVIOUR. I TOLD YOU THAT I AM AT PRESENT LEADING A SEVEN DAYS PRAYER WITH THE PRAYER WARRIORS AND ALL MY EFFORT TO EXCUSE MYSELF TO MEET UP WITH YOU PROVED ABORTIVE. IT IS OUR FATHER THAT HAVE BOTH THE TIME AND PLACE, WELL I WILL LIKE TO SUGGEST THAT WE LOOK FOR AN ALTERNATIVE WAY TO GET THIS DONE AS STATED IN MY PREVIOUS MAIL. IT WILL SAVE BOTH OF US THE TIME IF YOU CAN SEND THE MONEY BY WESTERN UNION. THIS CAN BE SENT IN THREE OR FOUR INSTALLMENTS THAT WILL SAVE US A LOT OF USEFUL TIME THAT WE CAN ALSO USE FOR THE GLORY OF HIS MINISTRY. I AM LEAVING YOU IN THE HANDS OF THE MOST HIGH. STAY BLESS IN THE LORD. YOURS IN THE VINEYARD, PASTOR PETER ADAMS From: Gilbert Murray To: Peter Adams; Cc: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: How dare you let me down in this way? Sent: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 12:31:14 Mr Adams, Having arrived safely in London by train this morning, I stopped off for a cup of tea at a cyber cafe on my way to Henrietta Street, hoping that you would have sent me an email describing your appearance for our meeting today. I have just read the email you sent me this morning. How dare you let me down in this way? I have travelled all the way from Gypping in the Marsh to London in order to meet up with you, and now, at the last minute, you have the effrontery to tell me that you will not be turning up to meet me, despite the fact that you promised Reverend Oshimolowo that you would do so. You have wasted my time, Mr Adams, in the most shameful way. I am seriously displeased with you, and I can assure you that God, Jesus, the Holy Ghost and the blessed virgin Mary herself will all be angry at you too. I am astounded at your actions. You are a cad, Mr Adams, a bounder, and a cad. I will have nothing more to do with you. May the Lord strike down the vines in your vineyard and cause your grapes to shrivel. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: I have had enough of this whole affair Sent: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 12:33:21 Reverend Oshimolowo, I presume you have read the email that Peter Adams sent to me this morning. Despite his promises to you, AND YOUR PROMISES TO ME, he has decided not to turn up and meet me to collect the 16,000. I have travelled all the way from Gypping in the Marsh to London especially to meet Mr Adams and conclude our transaction at long last. I spent over 120 on a first-class rail ticket, only to find that my time and money has been completely wasted by this scoundrel. Well, Reverend Oshimolowo, I warned you what would happen if Adams did not show up. I have had enough of this whole affair. I am going right back to the station, where I am going to catch the next train straight back to Lincolnshire. I will not be messed about in this way. I have had enough of this whole affair. You can forget about my 16,000. There must be an easier way to raise money for the restoration of my magnificent organ. I think I will get back in touch with your old friend Mr Anderson and see if he can help me out. You can consider this matter closed. The 16,000 is going to go straight back into the bank. And you can blame Mr Adams for that. May God forgive you your multiple sins. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: I wish you the best of luck Sent: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 13:47:14 GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, Praises to Christ. I thank God that I heard from you that you are not hurt and you are going to your place in good condition. I cannot force you to continue with me or to stop the transaction with Anderson. That is Christ wants it. But I understand that I tried my best to make sure things worked out better. But I want you to have it in mind that I don't know Anderson and I will repeat the same thing anywhere and anytime. Be cautious in dealing with him. Thanks and bye, as you prefer to leave me and continue with Anderson. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: I have returned back to Gypping in the Marsh Sent: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 17:29:15 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, I have now returned home to Gypping in the Marsh, after wasting the entire day and over 120 visiting London to meet the mendacious Mr Adams. I have just read the email you sent me earlier. What on earth do you mean by telling me that you tried your best to "make sure things worked out better"? If you really had tried your best, you would not have entrusted the success of this transaction to a cretin like Mr Adams. And what do you mean by telling me to be cautious when dealing with Mr Anderson? How could dealing with him possibly turn out worse than my dealings with you have turned out? Every single person I have dealt with in this transaction has been about as useful as a chocolate clerestory. First of all there was your useless secretary, Coutney Aaserude, who offended me deeply by offering me "holy worm shakes", whatever they are. Then there was Dr Cojo and Mr Mambel who were no help whatsoever in moving the situation forwards. Then there was that stuffed shirt of a lawyer you employed, James Micheal, who together with his doltish colleagues Mr Ukoha and Mr Kplola, proved spectacularly incapable of picking up the money I sent to them on numerous occasions. And finally there has been the otiose Mr Adams, who seems too preoccupied with his precious vineyard to bother turning up to meet me. Although I am still angry with you - the train journey back did not help, as the buffet car ran out of muffins half an hour out of the station - I have calmed down slightly, and I still think that you represent the best chance of me getting my unfeasibly large organ restored. With that in mind, where do we go from here, Reverend Oshimolowo? May Jesus find us a way through our current predicament. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Exercise patience. Christ knows better. HE will do it better if not best. Amen Sent: Thu, 02 Dec 2004 18:10:44 PRAISES BE TO JESUS CHRIST, GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, I am still with you because spiritually the organ must be restored with part of this fund ($25 million). I can never doubt my God but with patience, can you please exercise patience? Let past be past, these were temptations, but with glorious patience we shall overcome it. Can you believe this? I will like to hear from you for the continuation of the transaction. I am not stopping you dealing with Anderson, but it requires much caution because he is a person that can lie saying something impossible about unknown because he wants to collect the 16,000 from you and disappear into the air. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: New development. Comment urgently Sent: Fri, 03 Dec 2004 09:05:20 PRAISES, GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, I cannot because of any obstacle call my GOD bad names, even if all names belong to HIM, but he's always good to me and HE will be forever to me and any being that believes in HIM. I may be disappointed by everybody but HE cannot at a second disappoint me. I went to Barrister Micheal yesternight to inform him of your journey from your town to meet with one of the pastors for the payment of the requested documents, but the arrangement was not respected by the appointed pastor. I pleaded to him to try and make sure the consignment moves while he will postpone the payment of the 16,000 till the consignment reaches your end. He grimmed for long and said it will be possible, but I should come back today by noon so that he will inform me how the operation will be carried out, because without those documents things cannot work out better. This is the new development and I want you to pray for the successful delivery of the consignment ($25 million) to you this week. I hope you are on good terms with Anderson, but I will still repeat to you that dealing with Anderson is UNGODLY because of your position in the parish, and you know how Anderson used to manipulate lies and OUR LORD is against liars and any dealings with a liar is a sin. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: This sounds like an exciting development Sent: Fri, 03 Dec 2004 09:20:08 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, Thank you for your email. I have been thinking about what you said about your old friend Mr Anderson, and you are probably right: I am probably better off dealing with someone I trust - you - rather than taking a chance on someone else who has not proved completely reliable in the past. As a result of this, I have decided not to pursue Mr Anderson's offer, but to continue with you instead. We have come so close to releasing the consignment from the security company, it would be foolish to give up now. Are you now suggesting that you will be able to transfer the consignment over to me in the UK and that I will be able to pay the 16,000 to the person who delivers it to me? If that is what you are suggesting, this does indeed sound like an exciting development. So, how do you suggest we proceed? How are you proposing to transfer the consignment of $25 million to me? Please send me more details. May God illuminate the answer to our problems with a holy torch. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: I cannot doubt my LORD. I know that HE will perfectly do it Sent: Fri, 03 Dec 2004 10:58:13 GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, I was as surprised as you do when I heard lawyer Micheal telling me that he will try his best to let it be done that way. I have a one hour meeting with him for the conclusion. I will inform you from his explanation. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: I look forward to hearing from you Sent: Fri, 03 Dec 2004 11:33:14 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, I look forward to hearing from you with the result of your meeting with Mr Micheal. If he is indeed able to find a way to move this transaction forward, that will be marvellous news for all concerned. I will pray to the Lord for a successful outcome to your meeting. Incidentally, it would probably be best if you did not inform Mr Micheal that I called him a "stuffed shirt of a lawyer" and "spectacularly incapable" yesterday. If what you say is correct, it sounds as if Mr Micheal has actually come up with a good idea for once, so I would not advise upsetting him. May Jesus be with you during your meeting with Mr Micheal, taking minutes with a holy pen. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: What was the outcome of your meeting? Sent: Fri, 03 Dec 2004 16:09:21 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, What was the outcome of your meeting, my dear fellow? Please do not keep me in the dark: I am anxious to know what has been decided. Have you and Mr Micheal found a way to deliver the $25 million consignment to me? Please let me know as soon as possible. May Jesus write up the minutes of your meeting, giving an accurate and unbiased account of what was discussed, and distribute them promptly. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Now the ball is in your court. Christ will assist to the end Sent: Fri, 03 Dec 2004 16:39:19 WITH CHRIST IT MUST BE POSSIBLE, GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, As I informed you in the morning, I went to his office, but the report was of the documents, but he still said that the director of the security company said that the consignment can be released, but we shall pay for the ticket of one of the security company staff that will come with the consignment along with the diplomat that will deliver it, but he will confirm the receipt of the 16,000 first before he will order the release of the consignment to you. Why? Because the security will be the guarantee/collateral for the documents, because the diplomatic department that will be nominated for the delivery will tender the requested document to acquire QUITTANCE for the consignment, but we shall pay for the diplomatic tag fees which is 1,750 today, and the ticket from Lome to Paris to the UK for the representative costs 950, but for the ticket I can promise to have it purchased by the special grace of Christ. Now for the diplomatic tag fees of 1,750, you have to send it today by MoneyGram or Western Union money transfer to the diplomatic company in the name of the diplomatic company secretary as below: Name: Mr Dauda Toriola Yussuff Address: Rue du Hedzranawoe, Cite Exchange Avenue City: Lome Country: Togo Company: Uno Affiliated Diplomatic Company, Lome, Rue du Hedzranawoe, Cite Exchange Avenue Tel/Fax: 00 228 222 0287 Boite postal: 789, Lome, Togo Email: unoaffilliated_dipl@deliveryman.com If you are unable to send this 1,750 once, you can send it twice or thrice today with the same name as above and you forward the payment information to the diplomatic company either by fax or by mail as above. Mail the payment information if you cannot fax or scan the payment slip to the diplomatic company:
I will like you to send the 1,750 today and you fax or you mail the payment information to the company today so that we can proceed for the consignment to be delivered to you lately Tuesday 07/12/2004. Mr Micheal in conclusion said that you have to fill in the below application and send it to the diplomatic company for the success of the diplomatic delivery of the consignment to you: ====== I, REV ...................................................... TEL: ...................................................... FAX: ...................................................... DELIVERY ADDRESS: ...................................................... COUNTRY: ...................................................... EMAIL: ...................................................... I WILL BE VERY GRATEFUL IF THE NOMINATED DIPLOMAT CAN DELIVER THE SAID CONSIGNMENT TO MY NOMINATED DELIVERY ADDRESS AS ABOVE. I PROMISE TO OFFSET THE NECESSARY DIPLOMATIC CONDITION TO THE DIPLOMAT THAT WILL DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT ON HIS ARRIVAL IN THE UK. THANKS. ====== Now we are to be in prayers for the successful delivery of this consignment on Tuesday 07/12/2004. I will be expecting your response to my message and your compliance by sending the requested diplomatic tag fees of 1,750 to the diplomatic company and get back to me so that we can hurry up for the next step. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: You have confused me now Sent: Fri, 03 Dec 2004 17:08:27 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, Thank you for your email. I am pleased to hear that your meeting with Mr Micheal went well and that there appears to be a way in which we can release this consignment. However, you have confused me now with all this talk of security companies and diplomats. Who is this Mr Yussuff? What is a diplomatic tag fee? Why do we need to get these diplomats involved? What is the 1,750 for? Is this in addition to the 16,000, or a constituent part of it? What is "quittance"? I would be obliged if you could explain all of this as simply as possible. Remember that I am but a simple country parson, and that I am not as au fait with the ins and outs of international finance as you obviously are. I look forward to receiving your detailed explanation by return. May God assist you in putting these matters to me as clearly and simply as possible. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray PS. Are your porpoises settling into their new home well? From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Be comprehensive, in JESUS NAME. Amen Sent: Fri, 03 Dec 2004 18:03:03 PRAISES, GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, DAUDA TORIOLA YUSSUFF is the secretary to the diplomatic company and he will be the person that will cash the diplomatic tag fee for the consignment to be transported from Togo to the UK without customs check. 1,750 is to acquire the diplomatic tag for the consignment to be protected from customs check both here and in the UK. The diplomat involvement in the delivery of this consignment is for the easy/protective transportation of the consignment from here to the UK from customs checks at the point of departure here in Togo airport and at the arrival point in the UK. The 1,750 is to acquire diplomatic tag as explained above. It will not be deducted from the 16,000. I want you to please send the 1,750 today by Western Union money transfer, because we have short time for the diplomatic delivery, and kindly fill and forward the application to the diplomatic company without delay for the immediate processing of the diplomatic delivery. I will like you to hurry up and send the payment information to the diplomatic company today for the secretary to be able to claim the diplomatic tag fee first thing tomorrow morning so that the consignment can be tagged diplomatically to avoid customs checks in and out of the country. I am tired for today. May Christ listen and assist us immediately. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Kindly respond in JESUS NAME Sent: Sat, 04 Dec 2004 09:05:02 PRAISES, GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, Please can I hear from you urgently? Have you forwarded the application to the diplomatic company? I will be glad if you can reply urgently. Yours in Christ, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: I am still confused Sent: Sat, 04 Dec 2004 18:29:26 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, Thank you for your emails, and for your efforts to explain things. However, I am afraid that I am still confused. Could I ask you to explain to me why we need to involve this diplomatic company, and why a member of the security company cannot bring the consignment over to the UK? I am still confused about this whole "diplomatic tag" business as well: please explain what this is all about. And this Mr Yussuff... do you know this gentleman personally? Can he be trusted with such a large amount of money? Will he be more reliable than Mr Adams turned out to be? I look forward to your prompt response, my dear fellow. Once you have explained things, I am sure that we will be able to move forward. May the Good Lord bring you a pleasant Sunday. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE CONFUSED, UNLESS YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED AGAIN Sent: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 16:27:29 PRAISES, GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME? Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, Thanks for the reply to my message but I explained to you about the involvement of the diplomat in the delivery of the consignment to you in the UK. This is to avoid customs checks both at the point of departure here in Togo and at the point of entry in the UK. Concerning the said Mr Yussuff, he's the secretary to the UNO AFFILIATED DIPLOMATIC COMPANY that will deliver the consignment to you. We are not dealing with him but with the company that he's working with. The diplomatic tag is very important. As explained, the Director of the UNO AFFILIATED DIPLOMATIC COMPANY, without the tag the consignment is not safe from checking and if the consignment is checked by the customs it will lead to total seizure and we shall be probed too. Please, I will like you to make sure you send the 1,750 tomorrow to the company so that the consignment can move. Mr Micheal contacted me this morning and I was unable to tell him anything because in this your message you did not inform me if you've sent the 1,750 or not and if we are unable to benefit from this opportunity Mr Micheal will be annoyed and we risk to lose his assistance and once we lose this golden opportunity we have to handle the matter in an expensive method. I will like you to make it a point to send the 1,750 first thing tomorrow morning and fax or scan the payment slip or information to the company as planned. Yours in CHRIST, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: A problem Sent: Mon, 06 Dec 2004 09:06:15 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, I trust that you had a pleasant weekend, and that you spent it in an appropriate manner - on your knees, praying to the Lord for his forgiveness for your many sins. Thank you for your email, and for explaining things to me so clearly. I think I understand things now. However, there is a problem with this latest plan of yours. When I was going to hand over the money to one of your cronies in London, it was going to cost me 16,000 to release the consignment from the security company. That arrangement suited me admirably: it was an arrangement that I could afford. But now that you have got this "diplomatic company" involved (what precisely do "diplomatic companies" do, by the way?) , you are telling me that the transaction is going to cost me a total of 17,750. I am afraid that I simply cannot afford the additional 1,750; please remember that I am but a simple country parson, on a simple country parson's wages. I do not see this new arrangement as a "golden opportunity" at all, but rather as an expensive way of procuring the consignment. I would much prefer it if you could arrange for me to hand the 16,000 over to another one of your henchmen in London - surely there must be someone in your London church who is more reliable than Mr Adams turned out to be? If this is not possible, the only way I would be able to move forward using the new modalities you are proposing would be for you to find the 1,750 yourself, or to deduct the 1,750 from the 16,000 that is to be paid when the consignment is delivered to the doorstep of Hemlock Cottage. I simply cannot afford more than 16,000. Please get back to me as soon as possible with your thoughts on how best to move forward, my dear fellow. May Jesus accompany you to a fine show at the theatre and buy you an ice cream during the interval. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: Why the delay in responding? Sent: Mon, 06 Dec 2004 16:48:33 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, I am concerned that I have not heard back from you in response to the email I sent you this morning, my dear chap. Why the delay in responding? Are you unwell? I do hope not. I pray to God that you have not been stricken down with a case of smallpox or plague, with festering and stinking bubos and pustules sprouting up all over your diseased body. But perhaps there is a simpler explanation for your silence. Perhaps you have been playing with those two porpoises you brought back with you from Kenya. Perhaps you have been happily watching them as they toss a beachball between their rounded snouts, and training them to jump through hoops and make giant leaps out of the water to take fish from your hand. Or is it dolphins that do that? I have to admit, marine biology was never my strong point at school. I always had my head stuck in the bible back in those days. When it wasn't being flushed down the toilet by Winton the school bully, that is. I have to admit that my admiration for the good book has turned me into something of a voracious reader nowadays. I am reading Dostoevsky's classic "Crime and Punishment" at the moment. Have you read it at all? It is well worth the time it takes to read it. I can thoroughly recommend it to you. Anyway, I digress. Do get back to me as soon as you can with advice on how we can move this matter forward. Do you think you will be able to raise the extra 1,750 we now need, or will you be able to call upon the services of another of your London sidekicks? I look forward to hearing from you, my dear fellow. May God send you a copy of Dostoevsky's "Crime and Punishment" for Christmas. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: BYE, IN JESUS NAME Sent: Mon, 06 Dec 2004 16:56:48 PRAISES, GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME. Dear Rev Gilbert Murray, I hope you understand that I cannot transport the consignment myself to the UK. I will prefer you to frankly inform me that you are not interested than to be beating around the bush. This now shows me that you did not go to London as you said. I cannot implicate myself by telling you that the 1,750 will be deducted from the 16,000 or not. If you are interested to assist in claiming this consignment I will like you to send the money through Western Union to the diplomatic company, or you stop communicating with me concerning this transaction. We could be communicating ourselves on other matters, but for now with your plans. I am fed up because I cannot offend innocent people because of you. Thanks to JESUS. Bye, Rev Pastor Matthew Oshimolowo From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: Don't give up yet! Sent: Mon, 06 Dec 2004 17:12:51 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, Don't give up yet, my dear fellow! We are so close to getting our hands on this consignment. Surely you cannot give up at this point in time, after all the time and effort we have spent so far? What about my unusually large organ? Do you not want to see it yourself in all its glory? I would love to show you my organ, and impress you with what I can do with it. God hates a quitter, Reverend Oshimolowo. Stick with it, and I give you my honest solemn word as a vicar of the Church of England that we will have this consignment in our hands by the end of the week. But I cannot do this without you, my dear fellow. Let us work together and achieve our ultimate goal. May Jesus teach you not to give up quite so easily. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray PS. I do not understand why I am preventing you from "offending innocent people". And why on earth would you want to do that anyway? From: Matthew Oshimolowo To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Re: Don't give up yet! Sent: Mon, 06 Dec 2004 18:09:18 IF YOU ARE STILL INTERESTED SEND THE 1,750 TO THE UNO DIPLOMATIC COMPANY TODAY OR TOMORROW BECAUSE I AM TIRED OF THIS SCENARIO. From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: I shall transfer the money tomorrow morning Sent: Mon, 06 Dec 2004 22:23:56 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, Thank you for your unusually brief email. I was struck by its lack of biblical references. What is the matter? Have you used them all up? Well, pray do not worry if that is the case, for I have more than enough biblical references for the two of us. I am extremely anxious to restore my unfeasibly large organ back to its original condition. With that in mind, I will indeed transfer the 1,750 to the "diplomatic company" tomorrow morning. I will have to pray to the Lord for the reimbursement of the money, as there is no way I can afford it myself. I will contact you tomorrow as soon as I have made the Western Union payment. Take heart, my friend: I am confident that this entire business will be completed to my satisfaction before the end of the week. May the Good Lord brush your hair for you when you wake up tomorrow morning and prevent you from having a bad hair day. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray PS. Who should I send the payment information to tomorrow? Should I send it to you personally? Please let me know as soon as possible. From: Gilbert Murray To: Dauda Yussuff; Cc: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: I have made four Western Union payments Sent: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 11:24:25 Dear Mr Yussuff, I am writing to you regarding the transportation of a valuable consignment from Togo to my home address in the United Kingdom. My friend and colleague Reverend Matthew Oshimolowo provided me with your details, and I am assuming that he has furnished you with all the information you require about this business. In brief, the good reverend informed me that I must pay 1,750 to your company, in order that a diplomatic tag can be placed onto the consignment to prevent it from being searched by customs officials. I have made this payment today, by Western Union. As you probably know, the maximum amount that Western Union allows to be transferred from the UK to Togo in a single transaction is 500. Therefore, I have made four separate transfers, the details of which are below: PAYMENT 1:
PAYMENT 2:
PAYMENT 3:
PAYMENT 4:
I would have liked to be able to scan in the Western Union receipts for these transactions, but unfortunately my scanner broke some weeks ago, and I have been so busy with church matters that I have not got around to replacing it yet. I think the Verger may have over-used it by scanning in pictures of all the little boys and girls he used to help out. He helped out a lot of little boys and girls, and took an awful lot of pictures while he was doing it, God bless his soul. The Western Union agent has assured me that this money is available to you immediately. Please get back to me as soon as you have collected it so that we can make arrangements for my consignment to be delivered to me here in the UK. May God be with you as you scuttle off to your local Western Union agent. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo; Cc: Dauda Yussuff Subject: Has Mr Yussuff collected his money yet? Sent: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 14:15:52 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, As you know, I emailed Mr Yussuff this morning with details of the Western Union transfers I made to get the fee to the diplomatic company. I would have expected a response from him by now, but Mr Yussuff has not got back to me at all. For someone who works for a "diplomatic company", that's not very diplomatic of him, is it? But perhaps I am being too hard on Mr Yussuff. Perhaps he is tied up doing diplomatic things today, and he has not yet read my email. Have you any idea what is going on? Do let me know, there's a good chap. May Jesus build you a fine snowman this Christmas, with two pieces of coal for eyes and a long pointy carrot for his nose. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Gilbert Murray To: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: What is going on? Sent: Tue, 07 Dec 2004 18:34:51 Dear Reverend Oshimolowo, What is going on, my dear fellow? Has Mr Yussuff collected the money I transferred to him via Western Union earlier today? Does not the good book teach us that "God said, let there be light: and there was light. And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness"? Just as God divided the light from the darkness, kindly enlighten me with details of what is going on at your end, my dear chap. May God judge your every action and act accordingly on the day of final judgement. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Abeeb Coully To: Gilbert Murray Subject: SECRETARY HAS GONE FOR THE CLAIM AT WESTERN UNION POST Sent: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 05:30:35 -0500 ATTN: Reverend Gilbert Murray, THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT THIS IS NOT A PRIVATE MAIL ADDRESS BUT OF UNO AFFILIATED DIPLOMATIC COMPANY. WE RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT INFORMATION AND THE SECRETARY HAS GONE TO THE WESTERN UNION POST TO COLLECT IT. ON HIS ARRIVAL WITH THE MONEY WE SHALL ACKNOWLEDGE IT AND YOUR CONSIGNMENT WILL BE READY FOR DELIVERY. UNO AFFILIATED MANAGEMENT. ABEEB COULLY From: Gilbert Murray To: Abeeb Coully Subject: I look forward to hearing back from you Sent: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 10:53:26 Dear Mr Coully, Thank you for your email. I am delighted to hear that Mr Yussuff has gone to the Western Union agent to collect the money that I transferred to him yesterday. This is excellent news. I am very much looking forward to hearing back from you once Mr Yussuff returns from the Western Union agent. I cannot wait to hear how he got on. I assume that we can arrange the delivery of my consignment when he returns with the money. May Jesus stand next to Mr Yussuff as he collects my money from the Western Union agent. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray From: Abeeb Coully To: Gilbert Murray Subject: FAKE WESTERN UNION C/NUMBER Sent: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 06:33:44 -0500 ATTN: Reverend Gilbert Murray, FAX (00228 222 0287 or scan) THE 4 PAYMENT SLIPS FOR VERIFICATION. A COULY From: Gilbert Murray To: Abeeb Coully Subject: I don't understand Sent: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 11:46:41 Dear Mr Coully, I am sorry, my dear fellow, but I don't understand your last email. What do you mean by "FAKE WESTERN UNION C/NUMBER"? The numbers I gave you are not fake; they are the numbers that are printed on my Western Union receipts. Please explain what is going on. Has Mr Yussuff been to the Western Union agent to collect the money? Has there been some kind of problem? I am afraid that I am unable to scan in my Western Union receipts: as I have already explained, my scanner is broken. Nor can I fax them to you, as I do not have access to a fax machine. I am extremely confused. If there is a problem, please explain what it is so that we can sort it out. May the Good Lord be on hand to assist us if required. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray PS. You seem to have forgotten how to spell your name: the first time you emailed me you spelled it "Coully", but in your last email you spelled it "Couly". Which is correct? Incidentally, you may like to note that the word "Affiliated", which appears in both your company name and your email address, is spelled with only one "L", not with two. A small point perhaps, but worth making, I feel. From: Gilbert Murray To: Abeeb Coully; Cc: Matthew Oshimolowo Subject: I have had enough of this Sent: Wed, 08 Dec 2004 16:55:09 Dear Mr Coully, I am surprised and disappointed by your failure to respond to my last email. Not as surprised and disappointed as I was by your failure to spell your own name correctly, but surprised and disappointed all the same. I can only assume from your silence that you are not interested in collecting the money I transferred to you. Well, so be it. To tell you the truth, I have grown tired of this whole business. It has gone on for months, and I have to say that I have never come across such a bunch of incompetent buffoons in all my life. I am therefore going to return to the Western Union agent tomorrow morning, cancel the four transfers that I made to Mr Yussuff, and forget about this entire business. Sometimes I feel as if I am surrounded by fools and knaves. I shall go and comfort myself now by having a play with my unusually large organ. May God have mercy on your pathetic soul. Amen, Reverend Gilbert Murray Copyright 2003-2025 www.gilbertmurray.co.uk. All rights reserved. Copyright notice |
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