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Home - The Chronicles - The Cheesemaker The Cheesemaker - NewIn which Gilbert is contacted by a "diplomatic delivery agent" (or a bank manager - he seems to be unsure which) who claims to be in possession of a package containing 3.5 million dollars that the US government wants to give to Gilbert, for some unfathomable reason. With Gilbert keen to resurrect his great-great-grandfather's rather unusual cheesemaking business, the money would come in very handy indeed. But when Gilbert ends up in hospital after a skiing accident, will his new "dairymaid", Beaker, be able to bring things to a satisfactory conclusion? And - more importantly - will Beaker be able to continue making cheeses to Gilbert's exacting standards? Cast of characters
From: Robinson Lolpold To: Gilbert Murray Subject: Attention Dear Beneficiary Gilbert Murray Sent: Sun, 15 Mar 2026 23:28 This is Ms Lili Reinhart from DHL company (DHLC). We have been waiting for you to contact us for your package that was deposited with us By UN Office for shipment to your residential address. However, your Consignment Box and after scanning it contains the value amount of $3.5 Million USD compensation fund. So kindly get in touch with us asap with your requested information which will be used to register your package for immediate dispatch and also to be sure that we are in contact with the rightful owner of this Consignment Box.
Yours Sincerely, Mr Robinson Lolpold from the DHL company From: Gilbert Murray To: Robinson Lolpold Subject: Re: Attention Dear Beneficiary Gilbert Murray Sent: Thu, 26 Mar 2026 09:55 Dear Ms Reinhart/Mr Lolpold, Apologies for the delay in responding to the email that you sent me last week. For some reason it ended up in my Spam folder and I have only just seen it. Could you please explain what this is all about? Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Robinson Lolpold To: Gilbert Murray Subject: GREETINGS DEAR PLEASE URGENT REPLY AND PROVIDE US YOUR DETAILS INFORMATION AS LISTED, THANKS AND GOD BLESS Sent: Fri, 27 Mar 2026 10:14 Okay Dear Gilbert Murray, Thank you for your email. Am Mr Robinson Lolpold from United States And I Base in United Kingdom Working Under Courier Delivery Shipping Company, United States Government Is Been Awarding And Compensating The Lucky People's Who's There Email is Listed By The USA Government To Make Sure They Got There Winning Compensation Funds Worth Just Sum Of $3.5 Million United States Dollars in Your Name So We have been waiting for you to contact us for your package that was deposited with us By UN Office for shipment to your residential address. However, Your Consignment Box and after scanning it contains the value amount of US $3.5 Million USD compensation fund, So kindly get in touch with us asap with your requested information which will be used to register your package for immediate dispatch and also to be sure that we are in contact with the rightful owner of this Consignment Box.
Yours Sincerely, Mr Robinson Lolpold from the DHL company From: Robinson Lolpold To: Gilbert Murray Subject: READ CAREFULLY... SO THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR WINNING MONEY IS IN OUR OFFICE... WE ALL ARE WAITING FOR YOUR PROPERLY UNDERSTANDING Sent: Sat, 28 Mar 2026 18:02 Okay Dear Gilbert Murray, Thank you for your email. Am Mr Robinson Lolpold from United States, Am A Diplomatic Delivery Agent That Has Your Own Winning Funds So And I Base in United Kingdom Working Under Courier Delivery Shipping Company, United States Government Is Been Awarding And Compensating The Lucky People's Who's There Email is Listed By The USA Government To Make Sure They Got There Winning Compensation Funds Worth Just Sum Of $3.5 Million United States Dollars in Your Name So We have been waiting for you to contact us for your package that was deposited with us By UN Office for shipment to your residential address. However, Your Consignment Box and after scanning it contains the value amount of US $3.5 Million USD compensation fund, So kindly get in touch with us asap with your requested information which will be used to register your package for immediate dispatch and also to be sure that we are in contact with the rightful owner of this Consignment Box.
Yours Sincerely, Mr Robinson Lolpold from the DHL company From: Gilbert Murray To: Robinson Lolpold Subject: Are you sure you have got the right person here? Sent: Mon, 30 Mar 2026 08:35 Dear Mr Lolpold, Thank you for getting back to me. I apologise for the delay in responding; I live in a very remote part of Lincolnshire, and my internet connection comes and goes. I must say, I don't understand any of this. You say that the US government wants to give me millions of dollars. Why? Where has this money come from? You have described it as "winnings" and as a "compensation fund". But if it is winnings, what it is that I have won? And if it is a compensation fund, what am I being compensated for? I can't deny that the money would come in extremely handy - I am in the process of attempting to resurrect my great-great-grandfather's cheesemaking business, and the funds would be very useful indeed - but given that I know nothing about any of this, I can't help but wonder whether you have contacted the right person here. Have you contacted me by mistake? Is it another Mr Murray you should have got in touch with? Murray is a very common name around here. I often get post delivered to me that is meant for another Murray, and vice-versa. Or at least I used to, until our postman went missing last year. Postal deliveries have been few and far between since then. If you give me a few more details of the person this money is supposed to be given to - their address, for example, I may be able to point you in the direction of the right person. I would be happy to help. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Robinson Lolpold To: Gilbert Murray Subject: YES Sent: Mon, 30 Mar 2026 20:43 Dear friend Gilbert Murray, If you ain't interested and don't know your worth and the purpose of USA Government to offer a compensation funds over in your name you are here asking me a lot questions. If you are not interested or capable to claim this funds. Kindly Go Straight To The Point. Let Us Do And Cancel This Winning Payment Compensation Funds immediately. Because We Don't Have Much Time To Delayed People's Delivering. So Get Back To Us Asap To Know if The Funds Will CANCEL OR The Delivery Will Get On hold. Thanks. Sincerely Appreciate Your Kind Gesture Responded Back. Mr Robinson Lolpold   From: Gilbert Murray To: Robinson Lolpold Subject: To be frank, I found your last email very rude Sent: Tue, 31 Mar 2026 08:56 Mr Lolpold, I have just read the email you sent me last night. To be frank, sir, I found it to be very rude. Of course I have questions for you. It's not every day that a complete stranger contacts you and tells you that the US government wants to give you 3.5 million dollars. It is perfectly natural that I should want to know the reason why they want to give me this money. You hear about all sorts of dodgy things happening nowadays - money-laundering, that kind of thing. I am a respectable cheesemaker, and I want to make sure that I am not getting myself involved in anything that could potentially tarnish my reputation. Let us indeed get straight to the point: you explain to me exactly why the US government wants to make a gift of 3.5 million dollars to me - as I politely requested - then we can take it from there. Gilbert Murray PS. Why did you send me a picture of what looks to be a half-completed cheque, from someone called Linda, made out for an amount of $6,500? What has that got to do with anything? From: Robinson Lolpold To: Gilbert Murray Subject: WELL I APOLOGISE FOR BEING RUDE TO MY PREVIOUS EMAIL AM SO SORRY Sent: Wed, 01 Apr 2026 02:21 Thank you Dear Friend Gilbert Murray. Am Mr Robinson Lolpold from Chase Bank Of America As You Can Seen My Email Name. Am An International Delivery Diplomatic Agent Officer Here And Also Manager Of Chase Bank. WELL I APOLOGISE FOR BEING RUDE TO MY PREVIOUS EMAIL AM SO SORRY. It's Very Obviously That You Have The Full Right Obligation To Asked And Know Why And Where The Winning Payment Compensation Funds Comes From, in That Case it's Also Sound True That You Haven't Gotten Any Winning Payment Funds From Anyone Else For Anywhere. That Also Gives Us Full Privilege To Go Ahead And Continue Responding Back On Your Email. To inform You Earlier That This Compensation Winning Payment Comes From United States Under (IMF) International Monetary Funds, So I Mr Robinson Lolpold Is Given You Full Guaranteed And Asssuarnce That This Funds Doesn't Related To Any Money-Laundering For Your information. And in The Check I Sent To You Mentioned By Mrs Linda Which Amount on The Check queue is $6,500 is for you to fill your name in the cheque so you can cash out the cheque and being withdrawing $6,500 every per week until the total amount of your $3.5 Million Winning Payment Compensation is Done Withdraw. So that is all For Now and again if there is any way I sound Rude in my previous email please Pardon My Manners And Kindly Be Honest Ready To Claimed What Belongs on Your Name, Because As An International Diplomatic officer I am I Don't Have Much More Time To Waist Or Delayed People's Delivering And I Am Always Busy Man, So Please if you have Any More Questions Please Don't Hesitate To do asked and don't forget to get back to us here with your details information such as below as our file form demanded for security purposes.
Thank you once again and God Bless You As We All Awaiting To Hear From You With Your Respond Back Email. Sincerely Regards, MR ROBINSON LOLPOLD CHASE BANK MANAGER From: Gilbert Murray To: Robinson Lolpold Subject: My details, as requested Sent: Wed, 01 Apr 2026 13:03 Dear Mr Lolpold, Thank you for your apology. I am happy to accept it. Having re-read your last email, I wonder whether I may have misinterpreted your brisk, businesslike manner as rudeness when no rudeness was actually intended. If so, then I too apologise. There. Now we have both apologised. Thank you also for explaining everything in such a clear, eloquent manner. I am still not quite sure who Linda is, but now that I know that there is nothing remotely dodgy involved in this business, I am happy to move forward. Firstly, here are my details as requested:
You say that you are both a diplomatic delivery agent, working for DHL, and a bank manager, working for Chase Bank? My, what a busy fellow you must be. That would perhaps explain why you sent your last email to me at two o'clock in the morning: you must surely struggle to find enough hours in the day. Well, kindly put your DHL delivery driver hat on, and make arrangements for my parcel to be delivered to me as soon as possible, at the above address. It is worth noting that I will be away over the Easter break, leaving this Friday and returning on Thursday 9th April. During that time, I will not be available to respond to your emails, or to receive the package. Could you therefore please arrange for it to be delivered one day during the week commencing Monday 13th April? That would be ideal for me. I have a busy day ahead of me: I have just taken on a new assistant, who is due to arrive in about an hour. I need to show him this afternoon how to clean out the kennels, feed and milk the Great Danes, and cut the curd in the latest batch of cheese. I then need to give him an overview of the entire cheesemaking process. There is a lot for him to learn in a very short space of time if he is to be able to look after the place while I am away. My last dairymaid walked out a few days ago after discovering that she had contracted rabies from the frequent bites that are an inevitable part of the job - Great Danes are a bit of a touchy breed and they do not always like being milked. I am hoping that my new assistant will be a good fit for the job: without a dairymaid to help me, I am struggling to keep on top of everything that needs doing around here. What with you holding down two jobs, you must know the feeling. Anyway, please get back to me with a suggested date for the delivery of my package. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Robinson Lolpold To: Gilbert Murray Subject: PROVIDE YOUR GOVERNMENT ID WITH YOUR CALLING AND WHATSAPP NUMBER FOR OUR FAST PROCESS Sent: Thu, 02 Apr 2026 03:14 Thank you for your reply My Friend Gilbert Arnold Murray. For Your Information Provided For The Delivery Of Your Parcel To Be Fully Registered in Our Delivery File Documents. The Delivery Will Probably Proceed First Thing Tomorrow Friday Morning And Definitely Arrived on Tuesday Morning Being 7th April. Once Again My Dear Friend Gilbert Murray, You Have To Send Us Your Calling Phone Number Also Your WhatsApp Number, To Help Our Delivery So That As Immediately The Delivery Arrived, I Will Do Gives You A Call So Provide Us Your WhatsApp Number is important with your identity ID Card photo. Once Again On Your Next Respond, After Getting Us Your Number We Will Register Your Delivery Parcel On Procedure. And We Will Send You The Delivery Tracking Number On Your Number. I Will Also Forward You Your Ownership Delivery Documents, After Providing Us Your WhatsApp Number On Your Next Email Okay. So please provide us below information that holding the delivery so that we will do arrange for the delivery to dispatch Asap.
As soon As I got the complete requirements I will immediately do and provided you all the necessary information about my id and also sending you the delivery tracking number which you be used to monitor your parcel and know time of arrival, Also I Will Send You All Documents That Guide This Payment Funds, Okay After This Nothing More Is Gonna Hold Up Your Funds. I am a busy person, so whenever you got my email doesn't mean it's was sent at the particular time, sometimes it's delay by the network provider. So I look forward to hear from you, Because As For The Delivery Shipment Charges it's Has Nothing To Do With The Beneficiary Already Paid By (IMF) international monetary Funds. Thanks For Your Understanding And Knowledge, I Promise You Will Not Regret Knowing Me, Because Am a Christian person, So I Always Tried My Best To Get My Work Done As Much As The Beneficiary is Active. Sincerely Regards, Mr Robinson Lolpold GOD BLESS YOU From: Gilbert Murray To: Robinson Lolpold Subject: My remaining details Sent: Thu, 02 Apr 2026 09:52 Dear Mr Lolpold, Firstly, please re-read my last email. In it, I clearly stated that I did not want my package to be delivered until the week commencing Monday 13th April. Please do not attempt to deliver the package before that date: I will not be here, as I will be away from the end of today until Thursday 9th April. Given that the package contains such a large amount of money, I wish to be here in person when it is delivered. Incidentally, you said that the package contains my cash. Why then, did you tell me that I should cash a cheque each week to get $6,500 from this Linda person, whoever she is? I am confused. Please explain. Now, you asked for my WhatsApp number. I do not own a mobile telephone, so I do not use WhatsApp. Have you any idea of the harm those devices can cause with the radiation they give out, my dear fellow? You should look it up. Trust me, once you have read about the risks they pose to your health, you will want to throw away your own mobile phone. We're on the brink of a public health disaster if you ask me, and it's all thanks to widespread mobile phone usage. You also asked for a copy of my ID card. As you should know, being based in the UK, we do not have ID cards in this country. I do have a driving licence, which we often use in this country to prove our identity. Would it help if I sent you my driving licence number? I must go: I have a very busy day ahead of me before I leave to go on holiday tonight. When my new assistant, Beaker, arrives for work today, I have to finish showing him the ropes so that he can look after the place while I am away. I do hope he has cleaned up his act a bit. When he turned up for work yesterday, it was immediately apparent that his personal hygiene left a lot to be desired. His fingernails were shocking, he smelt as if he hadn't washed for a month, and his breath was worse than that of my Great Dane bitches. And that's saying something. Cleanliness is of the utmost importance in a dairy, and such poor hygiene just will not do. I will be most disappointed if I do not see a marked improvement from him today. As I mentioned yesterday, I will be away from the end of today until Thursday 9th April. Like you, I am a busy man. I will have to pause this business until that date. I apologise if that causes you any inconvenience. Best regards, Gilbert Murray From: Robinson Lolpold To: Gilbert Murray Subject: CONFIRMED OUR DELIVERY DATE 13th AND ARRIVED ON 14th Sent: Thu, 02 Apr 2026 17:36 Okay My Dear Friend Gilbert Murray!!!!!! I Have Re Read Your Email And Well Understood Your Main Point. I am Going To Make It Official To Our Office Team that your package is going to deliver to your destination country in UK on 14th April Being On Tuesday Morning By 10:45 AM Your Funds Will Definitely Delivered To Your Residential Home Address... if That Will Suit You... It's Fine By Us. Once More We Still in Need Of Any Valid Government ID Or Passport, Or Driving Licence photos, So Do Send Us Any if You Had. Again You Have To Try Do Send Us Your WhatsApp Number And Also Your Calling Phone Number For Our Security purposes And To Also Help Us Communicate With You Faster So please is Really Important Okay, As Much As You Do Trust This Process Do Not Look Back Because Am Honest And Sincere Man, And I Will Probably Sending You Your Ownership Delivery Documents And Your Delivery Tracking Number For You To Monitor And Know Time Of My Arrival, Okay So is Very Important To Do A Very Good Job... at The End, Okay. Your Compensation Funds Will Do Get To You Through Two Options:
Total Amount on The Compensation Worth Only ($3.5 Million Dollars) ONLY And That is All So You Either Have To Receive ATM Master Card From Us, Or Received Cheque From Us. So The Choice is Yours. Listen To Me Sir We Will Be Patient To Get This Delivery Successfully To You On Due Dates Being 14th As You Earlier Said You Will Be At Home on 13th So Expect Your Funds Arrival On 14th In The Morning, So Please Keep Your eyes on your worker, and do not forget to get back to us with the WhatsApp number and calling number for our fast communication, with your valid government id or driving licence, okay... If we do not hear from you now till 13th we will definitely back off and cancel this payment if we seeing you as uninterested person and also unqualified person to claim your compensation. Thanks And God Bless You. Sincerely Thank You. MR ROBINSON LOLPOLD From: Beaker To: Robinson Lolpold Subject: MR MURRAY HAS FRACTURED HIS PELVIS AND HE ASKED ME TO SORT THINGS OUT WITH YOU Sent: Thu, 09 Apr 2026 12:03 Hello Mr Lolpole, This is not Mr Murray it is me Beaker and I am Mr Murray's new dairymaid even though I am a man not a woman anyway I help Mr Murray out at his dairy and he went skiing last week and he has broken his leg and fractured his pelvis and he is in hospital and he has given me access to his email account and he has told me about this package that you are going to deliver to him and he has told me that it is very important and he has asked me to sort things out with you because he cannot do it because he is in hospital so that is why I am contacting you. I have looked back at the emails that Mr Murray has sent to you and the emails that you have sent to Mr Murray so I have got some idea of what is happening so as I understand it you will be delivering Mr Murray's package to him on the fourteenth of April and that is OK because even though Mr Murray will still be in hospital by then I will be here so I can sign for the package so we should be OK to carry on with things as you and Mr Murray have planned them. I will be going to visit Mr Murray in hospital this evening when I have finished all my work at the dairy so please get back to me as soon as you can to confirm that you will be delivering Mr Murray's package on the fourteenth so that I can pass on the message to Mr Murray. I have got to go now because there is so much work to do at the dairy and it is just me doing it all and I only started work at the dairy last week so I am still learning and I am having to do my best only sometimes I don't really know what I am doing and things go wrong but I think it will all work out alright in the end because I am an optimist and that is someone who always looks on the bright side of things even if the great danes keep biting me when I try to milk them which is not very nice and I think I got a little bit of dog mess in the batch of cheese that I started making yesterday because there is so much to do here in the dairy and it is all very new to me and it is hard to keep everything clean and I am not finding it easy and things got on top of me a bit but I think I managed to get most of it out and I am hoping that it will be alright and you probably won't be able to taste it anyway when the cheese is finished. Thanking you, Beaker From: Beaker To: Robinson Lolpold Subject: PLEASE GET BACK TO ME BECAUSE MR MURRAY IS WAITING TO HEAR ABOUT HIS PACKAGE Sent: Fri, 10 Apr 2026 08:54 Hello Mr Lolpole, This is not Mr Murray it is me Beaker again and I am writing to you because you did not get back to me yesterday when I asked you about Mr Murray's package and so when I went to see Mr Murray in the hospital last night and he asked me what was going on I could not tell him anything because you had not told me anything and he was very annoyed and he called me some very nasty names that I will not repeat here but I think that is the strong painkillers he is on that is making him like that. Anyway Mr Murray told me to email you again today and tell you to get back to me with an update on what is going on with his package because he wants to know if it will be delivered next week so can you please do that? I will be going to see Mr Murray in the hospital again tonight when I have finished in the dairy so if you can get back to me today I will be able to let Mr Murray know what is happening when I see him later. Thanking you, Beaker From: Robinson Lolpold To: Beaker Subject: GET BACK TO US MR BEAKER Sent: Fri, 10 Apr 2026 10:24 Thank You For Your Email And I Already Read and Understand Your Point That Mr Murray, instructed You To Message Me Consign His Package. Well the delivery of his package will definitely fit to his residence home address on the 14th of April this month. So we the entire office has been waiting for Mr Murray's respond back so that he will do get back to us with his WhatsApp number and also his calling phone number to avoid delaying for security purposes, in that his WhatsApp number I will be forwarding him his delivery tracking Number And His Ownership Certificate Documents Of The Funds ATM MASTER CARD. Also We Will Forward You Your ATM Master Card Pin Code On Your WhatsApp Number Personally For Security Purposes, Because No One Supposed To Has Access On His ATM Pin code, that is reason we definitely needed his number WhatsApp and validate government id. Again it's important to provided us this number and any of his validation identity government id card or any driver licence, okay is really really important to us for our fast and efficient delivery. Once More Before I Forgot Am So Sorry To Hear About Mr Murray's Condition, Please Do Take Care Of Mr Murray's Cheese Dairy Business For Him, Okay We Both Discussed About You Working For Him Before He Travel, And Our Agreement Lines That He Will Be Back on 13th So I Am Well Much Sure His Package Will Probably Get Delivered Successfully To His Destination Address in London, Okay. Do Not Forget To Greet Him For Me, Okay I Think He Is A Good Man, As We Both Conversating. Thanks And God Bless You For Your Good Job And For Your Help. Sincerely Regards, Mr Robinson Lolpold From: Beaker To: Robinson Lolpold Subject: I WILL PASS ON YOUR MESSAGE TO MR MURRAY Sent: Fri, 10 Apr 2026 14:58 Hello Mr Lolpole, This is not Mr Murray it is me Beaker again and thank you for getting back to me. I will pass on your message to Mr Murray when I go to see him in hospital tonight when I have finished all the work in the dairy. I think there might a problem though because you have asked for Mr Murray's WhatsApp number and I do not think that Mr Murray has a WhatsApp number because he does not have a mobile phone because he is the same as me in that he thinks they are dangerous what with the radiation they give off and everything so he will not be able to give you a WhatsApp number because he does not have one so I think you might have to send him the information by email and if you do that then I can pass it on to him while he is in hospital. Also you mentioned delivering Mr Murray's package to his address in London but Mr Murray does not live in London he lives here in Lincolnshire like I do so please check that you have got Mr Murray's address right because I don't want you to deliver his package to the wrong address because if you did that Mr Murray might blame me for messing things up and I wouldn't want that to happen because I have only just started working for him and I want to show him that he can trust me to do things properly and I want to keep my job because there aren't many jobs around here. I have not had a good day at the dairy. It is such hard work and there is so much to learn and I do not like working with the great danes especially when I have to milk them because they don't like being milked and they get a bit aggressive and my arms are covered in bite marks now and I can't understand why My Murray doesn't just make cheese from cow milk or sheep milk or goat milk because I think cows and sheep and goats would be a lot easier to deal with. I wish you could make milk from monkeys because they are my favourite animal I like them a lot and I have some monkey pets because they are funny and cute even if they are a bit smelly. I got an especially bad bite this morning when I tried to milk one of the great danes and I was tugging away down there and I was wondering why the milk was taking so long to come out so I tugged even harder and faster to make the milk come like Mr Murray had showed me and the great dane didn't like it at all and it bit me really badly but I carried on tugging and eventually the milk did come out into the milking pail only it turned out that it wasn't milk because I hadn't realised that it was a he dog not a she dog but by the time I realised that it was too late to do anything about it and the stuff went into the milking pail along with the milk from all the bitches and I didn't want to waste the milk so it all went into today's batch of cheese and I am just hoping that it will be OK. Do you know anything about making cheese Mr Lolpole or do you know anyone who does because there are lots of things I am not sure about here at the dairy and I don't want to keep bothering Mr Murray with all my questions while he is in hospital. Anyway I will pass on your message to Mr Murray this evening and I will give him your best wishes and I will give him best wishes from all the people in your office and I am sure that will help him feel better. Thanking you, Beaker From: Robinson Lolpold To: Beaker Subject: ALRIGHT MY BEST REGARDS TO MR GILBERT MURRAY Sent: Sat, 11 Apr 2026 11:56 Alright dear Mr Beaker. I have heard what you said about Mr Murray That He Doesn't Have Any Availability Cell phone To Reached Out To Him Through WhatsApp. Good No Problem. Do Also Asked Him For Any Valid Government ID CARD. If There is None at All No Problem. My Consign is to make a successful delivery, am only requesting his identity ID card due to it's also followed our rules and regulations, but as matters of fact no phone or no identity government id, I will make a move and get your package delivered on 13th And Arrived on 14th, No problems I Will Be Sending Him All Documents Ownership Of This Funds Through Here, if that will be okay for you. Please I Don't Know Anything About Your Works Okay That Reason I Don't Talk Much Due To I Don't Have Experience On That Again Am Busy And Always Busy with my works. Kindly Reconfirm This Address if is correct because I am very much sure that Mr Gilbert Murray Sent Me His Details Address. So confirm it again from me now if it's correspond. Home Address: Hemlock Cottage, Cold Harbour Lane, Gypping in the Marsh, Lincolnshire, UK. Nearest Airport: Midlands. Confirmed on your next email to avoid wrong delivery because I know this was exactly address Mr Murray sent to me on our previous message. Sincerely Regards, Mr Robinson Lolpold From: Beaker To: Robinson Lolpold Subject: MR MURRAY WANTS YOU TO DELIVER HIS CASH NOT A CARD OR A CHEQUE OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT Sent: Mon, 13 Apr 2026 08:04 Hello Mr Lolpole, This is not Mr Murray it is me Beaker again. I saw Mr Murray in hospital on Friday night and he is still very poorly and he is still on very strong painkillers and they are making him a bit mad and a bit angry I think it is like he doesn't really know what is going on and I know that feeling sometimes especially when I forget to take my medication. Anyway I passed on your best wishes and I told Mr Murray what you have told me and he said he was a bit confused or maybe you were a bit confused because he said that he wants you to deliver that package containing his cash to him not a card or a cheque or anything like that just the cash that is in his package so I told him I would tell you that and I hope that is OK so just deliver the cash and not a card or some cheques. And Mr Murray said that delivering the cash on the 14th is fine and you have the right address because that is the address of the dairy at Mr Murray's house because the dairy is at the back of the house and I will make sure I am at the dairy all day to take delivery so you don't need to worry about there not being anybody there because I will be there and tell the delivery driver to come round the back and not to come to the front door because that is where I will be and there is a big sign saying Murray's Bitch Cheese over the door of the outbuilding at the back of the house where the dairy is so the delivery driver can't miss it. I have had a really bad weekend at the dairy because one of the great danes escaped on Saturday while I was milking it and it got into the room where we make the cheese and I was running after it with a broom trying to catch it and it went crazy and it was running all round the dairy and then it jumped into the vat where we make cheese and it took me ages to lift it out and it bit me lots and it did a poo in the milk and it left some dog hair in there too and it took me ages to get it all out well I did my best and I think I got most of it out anyway and it will probably be OK. It took me ages to clean up after the dog because as it ran around the dairy with me chasing it it was pooing and weeing all the time because I think it was scared and I have done my best but I'm not sure it's up to Mr Murray's standards because he is super-clean and I think he might be a bit obsessive compulsive when it comes to cleaning because he keeps going on about it every time I see him. Anyway I am sorry to keep going on about things here but it is very stressful for me and I don't think I like this job and I don't know how happy Mr Murray will be when he gets out of hospital because the cheese I have been making is a different colour to his cheese because some of it is a bit brown and some of it is a bit green and it smells even worse than the cheese he normally makes so I think I might start looking for another job. Do you have any jobs going as a delivery driver Mr Lolpole because I can drive and I even have a van a nice blue one that I got off the RSPCA a couple of months ago so I could fit parcels in it and I am a good worker and I think being a delivery driver would be easier than making cheese. Anyway I look forward to getting Mr Murray's parcel from you tomorrow. Thanking you, Beaker From: Robinson Lolpold To: Beaker Subject: DELIVERY START NOW 13/04/2026 Delivery Tracking Number #852222000G Sent: Mon, 13 Apr 2026 23:03 Okay Dear Friend Barker (sic). I Re Read All Your Messages And I So Well Understand All You Said. For Your Information as this delivery has been mandatory to ship today and delivered tomorrow. What we have for you Is an ATM Master Card from our Head office here in chase bank of America. So we have already mandated to ship for you an ATM Master Card. So below attachment is the DHL Courier ownership document certificate for your parcel is on the image, and the copy scanned of your ATM Master Card, which is what I am attaching to you through this my last message. For your better information and understanding there is no way we will get this delivery cancelled after diverting this funds to an ATM master card, so we are so sorry what we will deliver to Mr Murray Is An ATM Master okay, let him know earlier and the delivery probably proceed with me today and arrival on 14th by 13:45 PM. Once More I don't have much time to write a lot of messages but trust me I already did read all your messages and all Mr Murray's Business is Turning Around? Am so sorry dear friend Beaker But You Have No Option Until Your Agreement With You and Mr Murray Get Done with the help of Mr Murray I think after getting his funds ATM Master Card delivered tomorrow we will walk towards to where he is at hospital and I will know how to help you with my own support to encourage you to keep it up been good with your work it hasn't been easy for anywhere I swear. Seen you tomorrow as I arrived. Once the owner got his ATM Master Card which is Mr Murray, then our head office will contact him on his email and send him the ATM card pin number separate, for security purposes no one has access on your ATM master card accept you, that why it has to be our head office is who will send you the ATM card pin code to enable you access the ATM card. PLEASE REMEMBER TO SHOW MR MURRAY THE DHL OWNERSHIP DOCUMENTS CERTIFICATE APPROVED BY DHL AND HIS COPY SCANNED OF HIS ATM Master Card, For Security Purposes, That Why I Do Send You Everything About This Compensation. Thanks. Sincerely Regards, Mr Robinson Lolpold     From: Beaker To: Robinson Lolpold Subject: BUT MR MURRAY WANTS YOU TO DELIVER HIS CASH NOT A CARD Sent: Tue, 14 Apr 2026 10:36 Hello Mr Lolpole, This is not Mr Murray it is me Beaker again not Barker like you wrote the only barkers around here are Mr Murray's great danes and I don't think that Mr Murray will be very happy with you because I told you that Mr Murray wanted you to deliver his cash to him but you say you are delivering a card to him and that means you must have opened his package which was addressed to him and that doesn't seem right. And why did you send me two pictures of two different cards? Which one is Mr Murray's card? The one with his name on is a Visa card but you said you were sending him a Master Card so is it the other card but if it is the other card then why have you got a Visa card with Mr Murray's name on it? I saw that you took one of the photos in a Lamborghini. Is that your car Mr Lolpole? I would love a Lamborghini an orange one because they are really fast and cool. I drive a Peugeot van at the moment that I got from an RSPCA man who came round to my house a couple of months ago to check on how I was keeping my monkeys and he told me he was going to take them away and then he hit his head very hard on a big heavy breadboard while he was in my house and it was all a big accident and after that he didn't need the van any more so I kept it and I painted out the RSPCA sign with blue paint and I put the number plates from my old Lada on it and it is a very nice van and it would make a good delivery van if you have any jobs going. Do you have any delivery driver jobs going? You didn't say. Anyway why did you send me that photo of the Bank of America thing? You work for the Chase Bank so what is that all about? And that ownership certificate confused me even more because I thought Mr Murray was getting 3.5 million dollars but that certificate says he is getting 8.5 million dollars so where has the extra 5 million dollars come from? And why does it go on about merchant shipping and vessels and a director of marine? Mr Murray is a cheesemaker not a shipowner so I am very confused about all that. I am very confused about this whole thing to tell you the truth and I don't know what to tell Mr Murray when I visit him in hospital tonight. Anyway I am waiting here in the dairy all day for the delivery and I will visit Mr Murray in hospital tonight so I will be able to take him his card when it is delivered but I don't think he will be happy that he is getting a card and not his money because he wanted the money and not a card. When I am at the hospital I will see if I can ask a doctor or a nurse to take a look at my arms because some of the dog bites don't look good I think they have gone septic and infected because my arms are all swollen up and there is nasty looking green pus seeping out of the bites and it is hard to stop it from getting into the cheese when I put my arms in the vat to stir the cheese and cut the curd. I don't think I really like being a dairymaid much but I am doing my best to keep things going for Mr Murray while he is in hospital because he is a nice man. Thanking you, Beaker Click here to read the full story of how Beaker came to be in possession of an RSPCA van. From: Robinson Lolpold To: Beaker Subject: AM AT AIRPORT RIGHT NOW, I NEED YOUR URGENT REPLY Sent: Tue, 14 Apr 2026 22:41 Thank you my Dear friend Baker (sic). I am doing my job, okay And I Must Compliment You For Asking Me All Those Questions And For The Fact That Mr Murray Already Told Me Things About You, I Must Say That I am Sincerely To You And Honest Truth With You, Okay I Just Arrived AT EAST MIDLANDS AIRPORT RIGHT NOW. AND I HAVE TO REPRESENT THE EAST MIDLANDS AIRPORT, YOUR OWNERSHIP DOCUMENTARY CERTIFICATE FILE TO THEM, TO SIGN, AND THEY SAID TO SIGN THE DOCUMENT WILL COST £5000.00 ONLY, AND RIGHT NOW I HAVE ALREADY HANDED THEM THE DOCUMENTS, PRESENTLY WHAT HOLDS ME HERE IS THE FEE, NOTHING MORE NOTHING LESS, TO ENABLE ME PROBABLY GET MR MURRAY HOME, TODAY. I HAVE A LOT TO EXPLAIN TO MR MURRAY ONCE I GET TO HIS HOUSE, SO DO GO GET IN TOUCH WITH HIM IN THE HOSPITAL ASAP, OKAY, YOU CAN CALL THE AIRPORT CUSTOMS WITH THIS CELL PHONE NUMBER TO USE IT TO CONFIRMED, WHAT AM PASSING THROUGH HERE, AM WAITING FOR YOUR IMMEDIATELY RESPOND. +44 7501 2xxxxx THANKS. SINCERELY REGARDS, MR ROBINSON LOLPOLD From: Beaker To: Robinson Lolpold Subject: THIS IS ALL VERY CONFUSING Sent: Wed, 15 Apr 2026 08:21 Hello Mr Lolpole, This is not Mr Murray it is me Beaker again not Baker like you wrote there is a baker in the village and I go there every lunchtime to buy bread because she has really nice baps but I am not a baker I am a cheesemaker only probably not a very good one. I read the email that you sent me from the airport and I am very confused even more confused than yesterday because you didn't answer any of my questions like is Mr Murray getting 3.5 million dollars or 8.5 million dollars and why did you send me pictures of two different cards and what does the director of marine have to do with anything and now you are at the airport and why are you at the airport because you said you are based in this country so why didn't you just drive here yesterday and deliver Mr Murray's card or better still the money especially if the airport is asking you for £5000 to sign that document and I've seen the document and it looks like it has already been signed so what are they on about and what has it got to do with them anyway and if they want to sign the document why can't you just give them a pen and let them do it? What do they need £5000 for? And why didn't you deliver the money or the card yesterday like you said you would? I waited in all day for you even all the way through the evening until ten o'clock at night just in case you turned up late but you didn't so I didn't get chance to visit Mr Murray in hospital because I was waiting for you and when I got home my monkeys were really hungry because I had been out so late. None of this makes any sense to me Mr Lolpole it is all very confusing and I don't like it when I get confused because it makes me jumpy and it sometimes makes me a bit angry and sometimes I do things I go on to regret so I think I need to calm down and take some more of my medication because that helps sometimes. At least being at the dairy all day yesterday gave me time to clean things up a bit more after that dog got out so Mr Murray should be pleased about that. I also took the time to turn the cheeses which Mr Murray said I had to do but I'm a bit confused about the cheeses too because some of them are supposed to be great danish blue cheeses and some of them are supposed to be not blue cheeses but they all seem to be going blue where I've touched them even the white cheeses and you can see my handprints on all of them picked out in blue and green mould so I don't know what's going on there but I think it should be OK. I will be going to see Mr Murray in the hospital again tonight so I will tell him everything you have told me if I can remember it all because there is such a lot to remember and see what he has to say. Because I don't have £5000 although Mr Murray might have £5000 I don't know. I can't go to see him earlier today because he is having an operation on one of his broken bones today because it is not knitting together properly so they are going to have to rebreak it and reset it and that sounds painful so rather him than me. So I will get back to you tomorrow but in the meantime why not just leave that document in the airport and drive here and deliver the card or the money without it? I'm sure Mr Murray won't mind not having the document because it looked like a silly document anyway going on about shipping and marine directors and police stations and things. I think Mr Murray just wants the money not the document. Will I get to meet you when you deliver the money Mr Lolpole? I hope so because maybe then we could have a talk about you giving me a delivery driver job and I can show you my van and you can see how good it would be for making deliveries and I'll bet if it was me delivering this money to Mr Murray I wouldn't have got myself stuck in an airport with someone demanding £5000 from me just to sign a stupid bit of paper no offence. Thanking you, Beaker To be continued... Copyright 2003-2026 www.gilbertmurray.co.uk. All rights reserved. Copyright notice |
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